âDonât be a spoilsport.â
Now, with nothing between Willy and victory, Selbyâs anger finally got the best of him. He raced to the starting line and began pushing a spare Easter egg across the lawn at a speed that only a short, angry dog could manage.
âIâll beat that kid!â Selby said, digging his paws into the wet ground. âIâve got to beat him!â
A cheer went up from the sidelines as he closed in on the cowboy. He dodged the puddles Iike a slalom skier dodging flags, but soon there was silence again, for although he had passed everyone else Willy was just centimetres from the finish line.
As he came up behind Willy, Selby whispered in a tone that only Willy could hear:âHey, brat! Look behind you. Thereâs a wild stallion on your heels!â
Willy was so startled that he turned around and Selby bumped against him and knocked him head first into the biggest, muddiest puddle on the lawn and then shot by and crossed the finish line.
âThatâs not fair!â Willy yelled, standing up and looking like a huge chocolate icecream cone. âHorsey cheated. He talked to me. I won the race. I want the pavlova.â
Fortunately for Selby, no one â not even Aunt Jetty â believed Willy when he said that Selby had talked to him. Unfortunately, when it came to giving out the prize, Mrs Trifle gave it to Willy.
âSelby won the race,â she said. âBut we canât very well give a dog a pavlova. It would only make him sick.â
âIâd eat every blinking piece of it,â Selby thought, âjust to keep that brat from getting it.â
With this Selby jumped up on the table where the pavlova was and stood over it, perfectly still. Willy saw him out of the corner of his eye and suddenly the sight of Selby standingstill like a brahman bull in a chute ready to be ridden made something in him snap.
âHold still, Horsey!â Wild West Willy yelled, forgetting about the pavlova and jumping towards Selbyâs waiting back. âRide âem cowboy! Yaaaaaaaahhhhoooooooo!â
But before the âhooooooooâ was out of his mouth â while he was still hurtling through the air on a beeline for his victim â Selby stepped neatly out of the way and Willy landed smack in the middle of the pavlova.
âOh, sorry, brat,â Selby whispered in Willyâs ear. âBetter luck next year,â and off he went to watch
The Lucky Millions Quiz Quest.
Selbyâs Secret Hangs in the Balance
âSelbyâs reading the newspaper!â screamed Barnstorm Billy, dreaded son of Aunt Jetty and brother of Selbyâs old enemy Wild West Willy.
âSelbyâs only a dog,â Dr Trifle said patiently, âand dogs canât read.â
âHe
is
reading!â Barnstorm Billy yelled. âI saw his eyes moving. Come quick!â
Selby lay on top of a copy of the
Bogusville Banner,
reading the ad for the Windy Scrub Roving Big Top Circus, which had just come to Bogusville. The ad said:
SEE THE FLYING FERGUSONSâ HIGHWIRE SPECTACULAR
FEATURING BARNEY THE BALANCING MIRACLE DOG
WITH HIS PAWS OF STEEL.
Also See Our Lions, Tigers,
Elephants And Camels â One Hump And Two.
âPaws of steel,â Selby, who was always interested in talented dogs, muttered. âWow! That really sends shivers up my spine. Iâd love to see that act.
âCome quickly, uncle!â Barnstorm Billy yelled, dragging Dr Trifle into the lounge room. âHeâs reading. Look!â
Selby lay perfectly still on the newspaper with his eyes closed and pretended to sleep.
âHeâs not reading, Billy,â Dr Trifle said politely. âHeâs only sleeping. He often sleeps on the newspaper.â
âBut he
was
reading. I know a reading dog when I see one,â Billy protested. âAnd I saw One!â
âNobodyâs going to believe you, kid,â Selby thought. âAnd thank goodness