Funny Bone.
She grabbed Tina Tag-Along and pulled the string on her back, but instead of âMe, too!â Tina now said âMrggfft.â
âGood-bye, Tina,â she said, replacing the doll gently in the box.
âAll the toy money comes back to you,â Dad informed her.
âReally? Cool!â She might earn enough for a field guide if Ms. M didnât find hers.
âWhat do you think for Chutes and Ladders?â said her mother, pen poised over a sticky label. âTwo bucks?â
âSure.â
âThe playhouse is a little worse for wear, but it should bring at least twenty dollars.â
What? The chocolate milk turned to sludge in Sadieâs throat. She sputtered. âWe canât sell the playhouse!â
âWhy not?â said her father. âYou never play in it.â
âYes I do. I did today.â
âRemember what the Buddha said.â Her mother slapped a sticker onto Diva Dinahâs now only somewhat-sequined gown. âSuffering comes from attachment.â
Sadie rolled her eyes. âIâm not attached to it. I play in it.â
âLook,â said her mother firmly. âI am suffering. My back suffers every time I have to move that thing to mow. My eyes suffer when they see the big yellow spot where itâs killed all the grass.â
Sadieâs father went to put his arm around her, but she ducked out of reach. âSome things you can hold on to, honey. Others you have to let go.â
âLet go,â meaning lose ? The way Ms. M had lost Ethel and Onyx? And now Sadie would lose . . .
âNo!â
âYes,â said her mother in her end-of-discussion tone. âSay good-bye to your playhouse and wish it well. Tomorrow itâs moving on.â
Chapter 12
Snow Globes and Unicorn Horns
S adie hurried to the playhouse with the news. The bad news. News so bad, it felt like she was carrying something heavy. Something she couldnât wait to put down.
Without knocking, she burst through the door.
The witch didnât even turn around. Didnât stop taking things out of her apparently bottomless black bag and lining them up on the ground. She was humming to herself. The soft â m, m, m âs mingled with an aroma ofâwhat, exactly? Spices, yes, but not cooking spices. Spices from somewhere with a long, mysterious name. Somewhere hot winds blew and animals with bells around their ankles rose and shook themselves free of sleep.
Sadie took a deep breath. Her newsâthat awful burdenâseemed lighter. But still not good.
âThereâs going to be a yard sale,â she began.
Ms. M turned and smiled. âI know. Thatâs why Iâm doing a little housecleaning.â
âButââ
âFirst things first, dear. Do you have any of those stickers people use for yard sales? Iâd like to price these items.â
âBut what aboutââ
âAt least three dollars for this.â Ms. M held up a stubby yellow pencil.
âItâs only an inch long.â
âTrue, but itâs a pencil from Pennsylvania. Hear the alliteration? That adds to the value.â
Next Ms. M handed her a cloudy snow globe. âFrom the Sahara. One of a kind.â
âItâs empty!â
âSadie, Iâm surprised that a clever girl likeyou has forgotten that it doesnât snow in the desert.â The witch took back the globe. Breathed on it. Polished it with her sleeve. âTen dollars, donât you think?â
âNo, and anyway, what I came to tell you isââ
âWhat about this?â Ms. M showed Sadie a faded blue T-shirt with writing on it. A lot of writing.
Sadie strained to read the small print. âWhat does it say?â
Ms. M recited, âI Survived the Two Wicked Stepsisters Zip Line at Prince CharmingâsSlip-er-Slide Water Park and Nevertheless All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt, Which Isnât Even 100% Cotton and
Jennifer Skully, Jasmine Haynes