Gives Me Hives.â She held the shirt out at armâs length. Tilted her head. Nodded. âFifteen dollars,â she declared, placing it in the growing pile.
âPlease, Ms. M, I really needââ
âNow, this is the very top of my collection.â With a swordsmanâs flourish, she withdrew a long, thin object from the bag. âA unicorn horn. So many memories! And not all that long ago. Just last Halloween, in fact. Ethel and I went to a neighborhood party. Two other unicorns there, but I was the snazziest.â She extended the horn toward Sadie. âYou can hold it, but gently, please. Itâs fragile.â
âItâs tinfoil wrapped around a stick. With elasticââ
âOh dear, yes. Itâs out of context. Let me put it on.â Ms. M maneuvered the stick over her hat onto her forehead and secured the elastic strap beneath her chin.
Amazing. She didnât look like a unicorn, but she did look, well, interesting.
âItâs very nice, but listen. My parents want to sell theââ
âSuch a wonderful party,â Ms. M interrupted dreamily, galloping a few steps forward and a few steps back. âWe danced the night away. And Ethel won a prize! Most Authentic Costume. Which was a miracle. Sheâs so scattered! First she wanted to go as a salad, but couldnât decide between ranch and French. Then it was a woolly mammoth, but that itched and was tight under the arms. Finally she just went as herself.â
âAs a witch?â
âNo, as her authentic self. The real Ethel. Thereâs nothing as attractive as someone being her true, true self. Especially when sheâs doing the mambo with a unicorn. â
Sadie couldnât help but smile even as sheâfinally!âannounced, âMom and Dad want to sell the playhouse.â
âYes, I suppose we should put all our energies there.â The witch took off the unicorn horn. She returned it to the bag, followed by the T-shirt and the snow globe. âI canât part with any of these things, anyway. They are positively vibrating with memories.â
Chapter 13
Plan B
T he next morning Sadie and Ms. M stood out by the compost bin, beside the bubbling cauldron. The witch was dressed in another one of Sadieâs old outfits, complete with shoesâSadieâs last-year soccer cleats.
âReminds me of my college days on theDragonville Stompers,â said Ms. M, taking an enthusiastic kick at the air.
âYou played soccer?â
âStomp ball,â said the witch. She brought her foot down on a large white mushroom cap to demonstrate.
âItâs strange,â said Sadie, âhow Dad and Mr. Keppler donât seem to notice you.â
âThey notice me. They just donât see me. Or, rather, they see what they want to see. They see you with your little friend.â
âYou donât look like any of my other friends. You look like a witch in my clothes and a Milwaukee Brewers baseball cap.â
âNot to them.â
âOkay, my friend, theyâre about to carry away the playhouse.â Sadie pointed to thecauldron. âSo I hope that hex youâre working on will stop them.â
The witch took a brimming spoonful, slurped, smiled, and nodded. âPerfect.â
Sadieâs father and Mr. Keppler lifted the playhouse and started slowly across the yard. âIt isnât working!â Sadie wailed. âTheyâre almost to the street!â
âThis isnât a hex, Sadie. Itâs oatmeal. Source of iron, phosphorous, and zinc. Have a taste.â Ms. M held out the spoon, but Sadie pushed it away.
âDonât you understand? Theyâre going to sell your house. We have to do something.â
âWell, I do have a nice little hex that will wrinkle all their clothes.â
âBe serious.â
âI could turn them into elephant seals.â
âNot that