wasnât even good-looking. It wasnât until the sound of Kevinâs squealing tyres had died away that Lex recovered sufficiently to speak.
âJackâs gonna go ballistic. Heâs not kidding about kicking you off the books, you know. Heâll do it if you keep pushing him.â
âScrew Jack,â said Kendall, lighting up a Marlboro red. âManagers are a dime a dozen.â
âIf you really felt that, you wouldnât be living in his guesthouse,â said Lex, grabbing the cigarette from between Kendallâs fingers and stubbing it out in one of the wine glasses. âSmoking fucks your voice. Donât be an idiot.â
Kendall pouted but didnât protest. Lex Abrahams was her best friend, one of the few people sheâd allow to boss her around. Besides which, she didnât want to fall out with Lex today and risk having him spill the beans to Jack. For all her bravado, Kendall had woken up this morning feeling guilty and nervous. What if Jack got home early? Sheâd better replace the wine sheâd stolen. And buy some mouthwash and air fresheners.
âGo take a shower,â said Lex, wishing he werenât able to smell the sex on her body. âAnd open some windows up there. Iâll clean up this mess.â
Kendall wrapped her arms around him. As she lifted them, the hem of her silk robe rode up, revealing two perfectly smooth peach buttocks. âYouâre an angel, Lexy. I love you.â
It was all Lex could do not to weep.
An hour later, Lex dropped the car with a valet and he and Kendall walked into Joanâs on third. A well-known Hollywood hangout and brunch venue, Joanâs was a scene and the last place Lex would have chosen for their lunch date. But Kendall insisted, and when Kendall insisted, Kendall got.
âIâll have a big pot of coffee, cinnamon French toast and a side of bacon. And a blueberry muffin. And some frittata.â
In black Ksubi jeans, a black LâAgence T-shirt and ultra-dark Oliver Peoples shades, Kendall looked even tinier than usual. It was hard to imagine how so much food was going to fit into such a bird-like frame.
âAnd Iâll have an egg-white omelette,â said Lex. âThanks.â
âHealth freak,â grumbled Kendall. âYouâre just showing off to make me feel bad.â
âYou already feel bad.â
Kendall groaned. This was true. Her face had turned a sickening shade of pale-green, her palms were clammy and her stomach kept flipping over like one of those wind-up toys kids get in their Christmas stockings.
âYou have to stop drinking, you know,â Lex said seriously. âYou canât control it.â
âI know, I know. And I will. I mean, I have. Last night was a one-off. You wonât say anything to Jack, will you?â
Lex looked hurt. âWhy do you think I cleaned up your entire house? So he could catch you?â
âThanks.â Kendall reached across the table and squeezed his hand. Through the window, a lone paparazzi snapped the moment.
âFuck off,â snarled Lex. He knew they shouldnât have come to Joanâs.
âOh my God, thatâs so funny!â Kendall laughed. âNow
US Weekly
âll run a story saying the two of us are together. How hilarious is that?â
The food arrived and Kendall fell on it, shovelling down forkfuls of frittata and French toast like she hadnât eaten for weeks. Lex watched her, picking intermittently at his omelette.
âSo,â he said, changing the subject. âAre you ready for London?â
âSooo ready,â mumbled Kendall through a mouthful of blueberry muffin. âI canât wait to do those gigs, and I canât wait to meet Ivan Charles. Everyone says heâs way more fun than Jack. Not that thatâs hard. Root-canal surgery is more fun than Jack.â
Lex was used to listening to Kendall complain about the man who had made her a