seeing you? She didnât see you, did she?â
Honey shook her head. âSheâs asleep. She wonât wake upââHoney and her bike went wobbling slowly towards the hedge at the side of the roadââfor ages. Hours, probably. Not till this evening.â
I knew what that meant: Mrs de Vito had been at the bottle. That was why Honey had suddenly been sodesperate to get out. Iâd been there when her mum had come round from one of her binges. Those were the times she was at her meanest, like she was almost blaming Honey for all that had gone wrong, like her husband leaving her for another woman. The awful thing was, Honey was also starting to blame herself. It was right that Iâd got her out.
I grabbed hold of her handlebars and yanked her back on to the road.
âWatch it!â I tried not to sound too impatient, cos I knew she couldnât help it. Her sense of balance just wasnât very good. At school sheâd been excused from doing gym because of all the times sheâd gone and cut her head open or sprained her ankle or even, once, broken her wrist. Thereâs a word for people that arenât well coordinated, only I canât remember what it is.
Yes, I can! Itâs dyspraxic . I once told Darcy this was what Honey suffered from, dyspraxia, and she said, âSheâs just an idiot.â Itâs true that Darcy was never a very sympathetic kind of person, but we did have fun together.
âJust keep your eyes on the road,â I said Honey. âI donât want you falling off. We canât run away if youâve got a broken leg!â
She immediately sat bolt upright, pedalling with grim determination, her eyes fixed straight ahead.
âHave you got any money?â I said. I hoped she had! My pathetic littleamount wouldnât take us very far. âHave you brought any?â
âYes.â She nodded, vigorously. The bike went veering off again.
âHow much?â
âFifty pounds.â
âWhat?â
âFifty pounds,â said Honey.
I stared at her, unbelieving. âWhereâd you get fifty pounds from?â
âTook it out my mumâs purse.â
I was, like, gobsmacked. Honey just didnât do that sort of thing! She was far too timid. Sheâd even been scared when Iâd tried giving her some of the stuff Iâd nicked from Woolieâs, during my bad-girl period with Darcy. Sheâd been convinced the police were going to come and arrest her. Now here she was, calmly helping herself to the contents of her mumâs purse!
âItâs all right.â Honey wobbled again; in my direction, this time. âItâs not stealing!â
How did she work that out???
âItâs only what Mum would have had to spend on me anyway. Like if I was still at home,â said Honey. âSheâd have to get food for me, and clothes and stuff. So Iâve just saved her the trouble.â
I was quite struck by this argument. It had never occurred to me to see it that way! Honey looked pleased.
âIâd have taken more,â she said, âbut it was all she had.â
I said that it was probably just as well. âAnything over fifty and it starts getting a bit heavy.â
She insisted again that it wasnât stealing.
âI wouldnât steal. Not from my own mum. I wouldnât steal from anybody! I just took whatever it would have cost if Iâd still been there. Thatâs not the same as stealing. â
I said, âOf course itâs not,â and âOf course you wouldnât,â and âThatâs absolutely right,â but it didnât stop her keeping on about it. She was still going on when we reached Market Norton.
Honey could be maddening like that. She could be maddening in lots of ways, actually. Every now and again it used to get on my nerves and Iâd snarl at herâand then immediately wish that I hadnât. Everybody
Ron Roy and John Steven Gurney