am now, and Billy went up the slide by himself."
The guys didn’t make a move. It wasn't until
Victoria gave them a tired look and pointed to their respective
slides that the walking erections took off.
"That's it. Now climb up there," Victoria bossed
as she widened her eyes while giving Lisa a comical look. Lisa
covered her mouth to hold back her laugh just as the guys were
halfway up their ladders.
Once the guys were in position at the top,
Victoria continued, "Billy started throwing his clothes down to me
one piece at a time."
Jeff ripped off his shirt and tossed it down.
Dale stood confused for a moment, and then the lights finally came
on, and he began removing his clothes. He dropped down his shirt,
shorts, shoes, and socks as Jeff did the same.
"Now, I was an innocent young girl back then,
and I didn’t know what the heck Billy was doing. I really
didn't."
Lisa and Victoria stopped swinging and watched
as Jeff and Dale stripped out of their underwear and tossed them to
the ground.
Standing, Victoria gazed up at
Jeff. "This is when Billy told me to come up because he wanted
to show me
something."
Jeff stared down at her, wearing nothing but a
smile while stroking his prize.
"So say it," Victoria called up.
"Okay... Uh, I need you to come up here because
I want to show you something."
Victoria grinned as she raised her hands
skyward. "I'll be right up." Lisa gave her an odd look. Victoria
whispered, "Come on." Grabbing Lisa's arm, Victoria led her toward
the back of the playground, where the ladders to the slides met the
ground.
There, Victoria kept hold of her arm and waited
while Lisa persisted in giving her a concerned look. A moment later
a police car sped into the parking lot with lights and sirens
blazing. Victoria pulled Lisa quickly toward a brick building
behind the playground. Paralyzed and completely naked, Jeff and
Dale stood in the center of their respective towers.
As Lisa and Victoria moved behind the building,
they heard officer Williams boom, "Just what the hell are you two
boys doing?"
Williams and his partner, Officer Ryan, rushed
toward the slides. They each shone a flashlight up at the naked men
and then back down at the clothes.
"It seems you boys dropped your clothes."
Jeff said, "Uh, yes sir. We're here with our
dates and we, uh, were just—"
"Dates, huh? I don't see any dates." Williams
quickly shined his flashlight around the playground and then
returned it to Jeff's face. Jeff squinted and attempted to shield
his face from the beam with his hand.
"I don’t see any dates, either. You sure you're
not each other's dates?" Officer Ryan quipped, punctuating his joke
with a chuckle.
Dale chimed in, "Oh, no... They, uh, ran off."
He pointed toward the building. "That way."
"Okay," Williams replied sarcastically.
"And their car is right there," Jeff
pleaded.
"Uh-huh." Williams rolled his eyes. "Why don’t
you boys come down now? If I were you, I'd take the ladder and not
the slide. Wouldn't want anything to get sheered off now, would
we?"
The naked pair carefully made their way down the
ladders and moved to stand in front of the officers with their
hands covering their groins.
"Hands on your heads," Williams said.
Both returned a look that asked, "Really?"
"Get 'em up!" Ryan shot out forcefully.
Jeff and Dale reluctantly obeyed the command.
Williams giggled. "Must be pretty cold out here."
Both officers shone their respective flashlights
on the two frightened and retracted excuses for male reproductive
organs. Ryan broke into a chuckle. "Or maybe that's what scared off
their dates."
Victoria and Lisa held back giggles as they
listened from behind the building.
Looking down at their junk, Dale and Jeff were
visibly embarrassed by their poor showings.
"Mayyybeeee." Williams said,
while he and Ryan shared a quick look as they fought to hold back
their laughter. Williams paused a moment before he shook his head,
put on a serious expression, and loudly said, "Now, do you