asking when I was a little girl. He was sitting at the dinner table with a piece of chicken in his mouth, and his girlfriend eyeing me.
âWhat ole bitch?â Aunt Cookie asked, looking toward Larryâs girlfriend. âThis heifer over here, she pregnant?â
Larry clenched his mouth tight, and his jawbone stuck out. âIâm talkinâ âbout Rowanda.â
âOh, thatâs the bitch you talkinâ about. Sometimes I get confused.â
âHow come nobody never told me that Rowanda had that baby?â
ââCause you ainât need to know. What was you gonna do? Did the prison you was in have a daycare?â
âYou kinda nasty,â Larryâs girlfriend said to Aunt Cookie, with her drawn-on eyebrows raised.
âOh, hold on,â Aunt Cookie responded. âAnybody know who this strumpet is? You best be quiet and mind yoâ business. This between my brother and me.â
âItâs all right, Trish,â Larry said to his girlfriend with a soft, mellow tone. He took out a cigarette, lit it, took a drag, and blew out the smoke.
âYou talkinâ down to me for some liâl dopefiendâs kid. This chile probably ainât even mine. Her mama is a ho. Who knows who the daddy really is?â
Everything fell off the table by the time Aunt Cookie ran toward Larry Turner, causing him to fall backward out of the chair. Aunt Cookie jumped on top of him and placed her elbow in his throat.
âI will cut you, nigga!â she screamed, with spit flying out her mouth. âI will slice yoâ ass apart, muâfucker!â
âGet off me, Cookie! You fuckinâ bitch, get off me!â
âOh, no, muâfucker, youâre the bitch! You ainât shit. Youâre worse than a fuckinâ gutter rat! What kinda man wanna bust liâl girlsâ pussies open? You ainât shit, nigga!â
While trying to shake the thoughts from my mind, I kept hearing my name being called, and when I blinked my eyes, as if to bring myself back to present, Roger was standing in front of me. âDonât forget that we need to talk,â he said, interrupting my thoughts. I blew him a fake-ass kiss and mumbled, âCatch that and kiss my ass with it.â
I walked out the door, holding Aunt Cookie by the hand. When we got outside, I felt like slapping the shit out of her and knocking her old-ass back to the 1974 time warp that her wardrobe was from. She stood there on the passenger side of my truck, with lips and eyes to match her attitude, like her shit didnât stink.
She was dressed in silver metallic go-go boots, a brown corduroy mini skirt, a leather patched jacket, and a pocketbook to match. No wonder they arrested her; she was in fashion violation. Sirens, water sprinklers, and all kinds of emergency devices probably started going off as soon as she hit the pavement! The NYPD didnât arrest her; they just held her over. It had to be the fashion police that got ahold of this shit, which only enhanced the fact that I was thoroughly disgusted with her.
I sucked my teeth, stomped my feet, and rolled my eyes at her as she entered my truck.
âRoll âem again and you wonât have âem for long,â Aunt Cookie said.
âWhat the hell you doinâ getting arrested? What, there was nothing else you could do other than try and beat up Uncle Boy?â
âBeat up Uncle Boy? He lucky I ainât stone cold kick his ass!â
âWhat did he do, Aunt Cookie? What?â
âI caught him feeling on the barmaidâs ass.â
âWhat barmaid?â
âThe one at the Fox Trapp. The same bitch I had to break his ass about before.â
âSo you had to beat him in the head? His goddamn knees were just too much. His freakinâ head was all you could see? You lucky he didnât die!â
âLet me tell you somethinâ. I ainât bring you in this world, but I brought you on