better if ye tell me before,â Stanley reflected. âThat way Iâd be sure not to do whatever it was ye was tellinâ me to do but not really meaninâ it.â
âFine, then, Iâll tell ye beforeâIâll say âStanley, Iâm about to say somethinâ sarky,â so ye ainât to pay no mind to itâall right?â
Stanley shook his head, thoroughly confused. âIf ye donât want me to pay no mind to it, why bother sayinâ it at all?â
âSweet Mary anâ Josephâfine, then!â Bert looked as if his dark little eyes were about to explode from their sockets in frustration. âI wonât say nothinâ at all, all right? Now if it ainât too much trouble, can we please get on with it?â
âSure, Bert,â said Stanley amiably. âWhat do ye want me to do now?â
âJust hold her still so she canât kick me in the gams again,â Bert instructed, glaring at Camelia.
âI canât hold her legs without lettinâ go oâ somethinâ else,â Stanley explained.
âThen put yer leg across hers, so she canât move them.â
âThat ainât proper, Bert,â Stanley told him soberly. âWhy donât ye just stand a bit aways from her, so she canât reach ye with her foot?â
âBecause I want that bag oâ hers that sheâs got on her arm.â
âIâll get it.â
Camelia writhed fiercely against Stanley, fighting to keep her arm pinned tight against her body, but she was no match for her enormous captor. Keeping his calloused hand against her mouth, Stanley used the rest of his massive arm to hold her fast as he pulled her reticule off her wrist and tossed it to Bert.
âWell, well, what âave we here?â clucked Bert, opening it. He withdrew the crumpled sketch Camelia had hastily crammed into her bag and examined it. âAha!â His eyes bulged triumphantly as he looked up from the precious piece of paper. âThis wouldnât happen to have somethinâ to do with yer precious dig in Africa, now would it, yer ladyship? Did that dicked-in-the-nob inventor friend oâ yours give ye this?â
Camelia regarded him serenely, as if she didnât give a whit whether he took that particular piece of paper or not.
âI thought so,â said Bert, shoving the sketch into his pocket. âWhat else âave we got in here?â he muttered, peering down into the reticule. âYe got any brass?â
âHe didnât say nothinâ about takinâ brass from her, Bert,â Stanley objected.
âHe didnât say nothinâ about
not
takinâ brass from her, neither,â Bert pointed out pragmatically as he fished a small leather purse out of Cameliaâs reticule and quickly counted the coins inside. âWe done a bang-up job, and weâre entitled to a share oâ the whackâthatâs just good business.â He shoved the coin purse into his pocket.
âAre we finished then?â Stanley eased his grip upon Camelia slightly, not wanting to hold her any tighter than necessary now that she had stopped struggling.
âNot quite. Iâve a message for ye, yer ladyship,â Bert drawled, inching his way toward Camelia. âStay out oâ Africa,â he hissed, pulling a pistol out of his coat, âunless ye want to see more oâ yer precious workers snuff it. That land yeâre on is cursed, as sure as Iâm standinâ here. Best thing for a fine lady like ye is to stay away from itâor else yeâll find yerself snuffed tooâgot it?â
âExcuse me,â drawled a heavily slurred voice suddenly from the end of the alley, âcan either of you gentlemen tell me the way to the Blind Pig?â
âNo!â snapped Bert, glowering at the drunken man staggering down the alley. âNow bugger off, ye bloody
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