bit of juice out of a lemon.
She came to the end of the street and crossed, then slipped down a narrow alley that ran behind a row of homes, weaving her way back to where she had left Zareb with the carriage. Her African friend had argued vehemently with her when she had insisted that he could not drive her directly to Mr. Kentâs home, but ultimately he had relented. They couldnât afford to rouse any attention, and Zareb by his very appearance never failed to draw a fascinated audience wherever he went.
She held her hat with one hand and her reticule safe against her chest with the other, despising the iron grip of her corset and the cumbersome cage of her bustle and petticoats. When she finally got back to Africa, she would take great pleasure in burying them both. Some archaeologist a thousand years hence would no doubt think they were instruments of torture.
âHello there, duckie.â A heavyset man appeared suddenly in front of her, blocking her path. âWhere are we off to in such a hurry?â
Before she could respond, an enormous hand clapped roughly over her mouth, cutting off the enraged protest in her throat.
F or cryinâ out loud, Stanley, will ye hold her steady?â The short, round dumpling of a man in front of Camelia regarded the giant who had grabbed her with exasperation. âI ainât lookinâ to get poked in the blinker.â
âSheâs in a fair pucker, Bert,â Stanley explained apologetically as he tried to restrain Cameliaâs flailing arms while still muffling her mouth. âI think sheâs scared.â
âOâ course sheâs scared, ye great lumberinâ oaf,â Bert snapped. âAnâ so she should be,â he quickly added, his dark, woolly eyebrows furrowing into a menacing scowl as he sauntered closer to Camelia. âA fine lady like this ainât accustomed to dealinâ with a couple oâ dangerous cutthroats like usâare ye, me fancy dove?â
Camelia kicked his shin as hard as she could.
âGawdamighty!â screeched Bert, hopping about on one leg. âBloody hellâdid ye see that? Kicked me right in the shanks, she didâIâll be lucky if she ainât broken the skin!â He doubled over to gingerly rub his throbbing leg. âCanât ye hold her better than that, Stanley, or do ye need me to do it for ye?â
âSorry, Bert,â Stanley apologized, valiantly trying to hold Camelia still as her enormous hat fell to the ground. âI canât hold her arms anâ gob anâ keep her feet steady, tooâshall I take my hand off her gob?â
âNo, donât take yer hand off her gob, ye bloody clod pateâdo ye want her screaminâ for half oâ London to come runninâ?â
âMaybe she wonât scream if we ask her not to.â
âOh, thatâs a bang-up idea, that is,â sneered Bert, rolling his eyes in exasperation. âSure, Stanley, letâs just free her bone box anâ ask her ladyship nice and pretty not to make a cheep.â
Stanley started to take his hand away from Cameliaâs mouth.
âStop, ye great big lobcock!â shouted Bert, flapping his arms like an addled chicken. âI didnât mean it!â
âThen whyâd ye say it?â asked Stanley, confused.
âI was beinâ sarkyâye know, when ye say somethinâ ye donât really mean.â
Stanley shook his head, bewildered. âYe say things ye donât mean? Then how am I supposed to know when ye mean somethinâ, and when ye donât?â
âGodamercyâIâll tell ye, Stanley, all right?â
âWill ye tell me before, or after ye say somethinâ sarky?â persisted Stanley, troubled. âI want to be sure I know when yeâre doinâ it.â
âFor the love oââIâll tell ye right after, all right? Will that suit ye?â
âItâd be
Lee Ann Sontheimer Murphy