airplanes, either.
The cousins had more than an hour to wait until their flight boarded. Renie seemed steadier on her feet, and was leading the way to the correct terminal. But halfway there, she stopped.
âWhereâs the bar?â she inquired, gazing all around her.
âThey arenât open this early,â Judith replied.
âYes,â Renie said in a certain voice. âAt least one bar should be open. Passengers whoâve just flown in from Singapore or Barcelona donât care what time it is here.â
âWhy donât we sit so you can go back to sleep?â Judith suggested.
âI need another hit,â Renie declared.
âNo, you donât,â Judith shot back as she grabbed Renieâs arm. âSlow down. I canât keep up with you.â
âYouâre as bad as Bill,â Renie grumbled. âOkay, weâll sit. But first, letâs get some Moonbeamâs coffee. Thereâs a kiosk right over there.â
That sounded harmless to Judith, especially since she could use a caffeine jolt. It should also sober up Renieâexcept that might not be a good idea.
Renie, however, chose a decaf blend. After stopping at a news shop to pick up a couple of magazines, the cousins proceeded to their designated waiting area. As usual, Judith found the people who were gathering around them more interesting than the magazine articles: a mother coping with twins who were just beginning to walk; a Greek Orthodox priest with a beard as fine as angel hair; an unhappy teenage couple who apparently were going to go separate ways; and a burly man who looked like a lumberjack but was reading Bon Appétit .
It wasnât until almost half an hour had passed that Judith noticed Renie humming to herself and sliding around in her chair.
âYou havenât finished your coffee,â Judith pointed out as Renie took another sip.
âSure have,â Renie replied happily.
Judith peered into the paper cup and sniffed. âThatâs booze!â she snarled at her wayward cousin. âYou put booze in your coffee!â
Renie tapped the train case at her side. âBackup,â she murmured. âFor spoilsports like you and Bill. Hmm-mmhmmâ¦â
Judith surrendered. âYouâll be sorry. Youâll be sick on the flight.â
âSo? I wonât care,â Renie replied.
âItâs illegal to bring liquor aboard a plane,â Judith pointed out.
âIâll finish it before we board,â Renie countered. âThen Iâll buy more when the beverage cart comes by.â
âNo, you wonât.â Judith reached down and snatched Renieâs wallet out of her big black purse.
âHey!â Renie cried. âPut that back!â
âNo.â Judith put the wallet in her own handbag and zipped it shut. âIf you donât stop being a jackass, Iâm going to turn in my ticket and go home. I mean it. This is no way to start a vacation.â
Renie focused her eyes and stared at her cousin. âYouâre serious.â
âYes.â
Renie continued staring at Judith. Finally she sighed. âOkay. Iâll be good. But Iâll be terrified.â
âSo will I,â Judith said.
âI wonder how Bill and Joe will like being widowers.â
âShut up.â
âMaybe we should take out that insurance they sell to passengers.â
âShut up.â
âMaybe I should buy more gum. My ears really pop, especially on landing. If we land.â
âShut up.â
At last, Renie did. She didnât say another word until the boarding call was announced. It was Judith who broke the silence after they got on the plane and were searching for their seats.
âYou have the one by the window,â Judith said. âDo you want me to sit there so you donât have to look out?â
âI like to,â Renie replied. âThen I know where Iâm
Brian Garfield Donald E. Westlake