nineteen years.
Judith also exchanged a half-dozen phone calls with Renie, checking on details and schedules. She not only wasnât tired, she couldnât remember when sheâd been so excited. Even breaking the news to Gertrude went better than sheâd expected.
âYou have been looking peaked lately,â her mother allowed. âThough I donât know why you need to go off on a boat to a bunch of islands where they probably have cannibals whoâll make you into a stew. Not that youâve got much meat on your bones.â
âIâve looked up the Cook Islands,â Judith replied. âTheyâre in the heart of Polynesia and belong to New Zealand. The islands sound lovelyâand safe.â
âIf you say so,â Gertrude said, then brightened. âWith Arlene and Carl taking over, weâll play pinochle and Iâll get to eat food I really like.â
The Rankerses were fond of the old girl and indulged her every whim. Besides, Judith knew that Arlene and Carl would keep Gertrude from bedeviling Joe while he tried to focus on the upcoming trial.
That night Judith went to bed right after locking up the B&B at ten. The airport shuttle was due to pick up the cousins at 4 A.M . for their six-twenty flight to San Francisco. Renie had chosen the early time because she reasoned that she wouldnât be awake until after their arrival, and thus wouldnât be so terrified of flying. A couple of stiff shots of Wild Turkey would also help calm her nerves.
In fact, when Judith got into the shuttle after bidding her husband and her mother farewell, she realized that Renie was drunk as a skunk.
âHiya, coz!â Renie said in a cheerful voice. âWhazzup?â
âOh, good grief!â Judith exclaimed under her breath. Swiftly, she scanned the three other passengers: a young couple holding hands in the row behind the cousins and a silver-haired woman sitting ramrod straight next to the driver. They were all avoiding any glances at Renie.
Judith fastened her seat belt. âJust keep your mouth shut,â she whispered to Renie. âAnd donât pass out. I canât carry you.â
âSâa fine,â Renie said, keeping her voice down. âSâa dark.â
âOf course itâs dark,â Judith replied, again whispering. âItâs March, itâs four in the morning.â
âNi-ni,â Renie said, and put her head on Judithâs shoulder.
Judith didnât know whether she should kick Renieâor herself. Bill had told horror stories about air travel with his inebriated wife, including a flight from Vegas during which sheâd spotted a former Olympic decathlon champion and jumped in his lap. It was hard to tell who was more embarrassedâBill or the decathlete. It certainly hadnât bothered Renie.
The trip to the airport took less than twenty minutes in such light traffic. When the shuttle stopped, Renie jumped up like a jack-in-the-box, hitting her head on the vehicleâs roof.
âOuch!â she cried. ââS buildingâs naâ verra tall.â
âHoly Mother.â Somehowâartificial hip and allâJudith managed to haul her cousin out of the van. âTake deep breaths,â she ordered Renie. âTry to stand up straight while we check our luggage.â
Judith had one suitcase and a carry-on bag. Renie had three suitcases, including a fold-over, and a train case. She communicated with the baggage attendant by nodding or shaking her head.
Security was the next hurdle. Judith was thankful that the line hadnât yet grown to the long, snaking proportions that it would later in the day. There was no problem for either cousin. Renie marched through like an automaton. Judith suspected that airport employees were used to the frightened flyers who drank, took tranquilizers, and even used self-hypnosis to survive their ordeal. Indeed, Judith wasnât fond of
Brian Garfield Donald E. Westlake