it on my way home from school. She is not a skater. Sheâs more like an accessory to skaters, because she simply stands about and looks decorative.
Iâm trying to convince Shahid that she also spends her weekends being decorative. âIt stands to reason that sheâll be there on a Sunday,â I say. âPeople have habits, also known as patterns of behavior. Ergo , if sheâs at the park after school, why not today too?â
âOkay, okay. Weâll go,â Shahid says. His grumpy tone tells me heâs anything but okay with going.
âGood man.â I make my tone cheery. âIâll explain the plan in detail when we get there. For now, all you need to know is that youâll be wearing the sunglasses, and Iâll be taking notes.â
Shahid pesters me for the details all the way to the park. I refuse to tell him more. This isnât really because I donât have more details. Itâs just that theyâre unpredictable. I know our objective is to observe Gaga Girl. Then, if our observations show evidence of her guilt, we may have to interrogate her. I think that detail may worry Shahid. Itâs best if I get him to the park first, then see what happens next.
I tell him that weâll approach the skate bowl from the west so we can take cover in the clump of trees on that side. All goes very well. We enter the shrubbery and edge forward until weâre almost through. I call a halt while weâre still concealed by low-hanging branches.
âWait here,â I hiss. âIâm going to see if I can spot her.â
âYou donât need to whisper,â Shahid says. âNobody will hear us.â
He has a point. Itâs a sunny afternoon, and the skaters are out in full force. The wheels on their boards rumble on the concrete surface and clatter on pipes. Music pumps from a stereo.
I shrug and then shuffle over to a tree trunk. I hold on to it while craning my head until I have a clear view. I almost lose my grip on the tree when I spot our target.
âThere she is!â
âNo duh,â Shahid says. âI can see her from here.â
The fact is, Rachel Stone is rather hard to miss. She got her nickname last year when she began dressing like (one assumes) her idol. Today is no exception. I decide to let go of the tree trunk and make notes.
Suspect: Rachel Stone, alias Gaga Girl
Description: Girl disguised as rainbow
Height: Taller than me/shorter than Shahid
Hair Color: Purple
Distinguishing Features: Blue wing-style mask with curly tendrils protruding from tips. Shiny green cape, knee length. Brilliant yellow micro dress. Orange legs (difficult to tell if legs are painted or if she is wearing stockings). Red ankle boots.
This is what I mean about her being decorative. Most days sheâs satisfied with looking like sheâs ready to go on stage. Days like today, when thereâs an apparent theme, must take a lot of planning. Previous costumes have made her appear as a plant, a cloud and a rock.
âWhat is she doing?â Shahid asks. âIs that a sketchbook?â
âHuh?â I look up from my notes, and, sure enough, Rachel is holding something. Now itâs time for my plan to go into action. âOkay! Hereâs what I want you to do, Shahid. See that low wall over there? The one just beyond where Rachel is standing?â
âYeah.â
âI want you to put the glasses on and walk over there. Walk casual-like, as if youâre just sort of wandering.â
âWandering?â Shahid echoes.
âYou know what I mean. Donât draw attention to yourself. Once youâre there, 69 I want you to keep your back to Rachel. Maybe lean your elbows on the wall and make it appear that youâre gazing out the other way, bird-watching or something. But make sure you can see her in the mirror. Got it?â
He stares at me.
âOkay,â I sigh. âIâll go over it again. I want you