lips.
Ada turned to me, smiling, clearly enjoying her role as the wide-eyed innocent. âDo you think itâs OK, Lil?â
I shrugged, not entirely certain what her game was, and eager to get Taffy, with her too-cute matching orange polka dot ribbon, out the door.
âLetâs see.â She counted on her fingers. âWe just met with that lovely Mr Jacobs . . .â
âTolliver?â Mildred asked. âDid he make an offer?â
âNo, but he said he would. And I must say that you and he had very different takes on things.â
Mildred tensed, her lips tightened and she gripped Taffy like a furry football. âWell,â she responded, âthis is a highly subjective profession. Get any three dealers in a room and youâll get three different stories.â
âYes,â said Ada, âI see that.â And she showed Mildred and Taffy to the door.
âTwo hundred dollars for Evieâs charger!â Ada fumed after the dealer had left. âI should report her to The Better Business Bureau.â
âPeople swear by her,â I commented, noting the flush in Adaâs cheeks, and how her eyes seemed bluer â like sapphires â when she was angry. âIt does seem criminal. What if we didnât know? Most people donât, particularly in Pilgrimâs Progress. I hate to say it, but if I were a criminal, Iâd definitely focus on older people.â
âA lot of them do,â Ada stated. âSince I moved here, Iâm forever getting these awful phone calls from people telling me Iâve won something, but in order to collect I have to buy a water purifier, or something equally ridiculous. The worst part is, I know people whoâve bought those damn things, and half of them know theyâre being taken for a ride.â
âMe too. So why do they do it?â
Before Ada could respond, the bell rang.
âContestant number three?â I asked.
âEnter and sign in please,â she quipped. âI loved that show.â And she opened the front door.
Wafting in on the acrid stench of tobacco came Rudy Caputo, a potbellied man with a shock of white hair and a smoldering cigar glued to the corner of his unshaven mouth. He wore a well-loved black biker jacket and a pair of khaki paratrooper pants with pockets that tracked up and down his legs. I instantly recognized him as one of the major buyers at McElroyâs auction. On a good night, Mr Caputo could buy up a third to a half of the furniture, making the other dealers squirm as Chippendale highboys and Queen Anne tea tables were hoisted to his truck. Often McElroy would joke: â Well, guess thatâs heading to the West Coast, â or â California here I come. â
âYou Ada Strauss?â he grunted as he came through the door.
âYes,â said Ada. âAnd if you wouldnât mind putting out your cigar, Iâd appreciate it.â
âNo problem.â He flicked off the smoldering tip with his bare finger and then crushed the ash into the doorstep with his booted foot.
âNice place,â he commented, sticking the unlit stub back in his mouth. He moved from the foyer to the living room, with its vaulted ceiling, skylights and abundant windows. âLooks like some decent pieces, too.â He dropped on one knee and examined the underside of a Queen Anne style wingback chair. âYou know if this is all original?â he asked.
âNo idea,â Ada admitted. âMy friend collected a lot of things, and some came down through her family. Iâm not sure which are which.â
âYou getting multiple quotes?â he asked.
âYes.â
He mumbled something unintelligible. I thought I heard the words âwaste of my timeâ, but I couldnât be certain. He was all business, tipping back chairs, running a flashlight over joints in the furniture and pulling out a tape measure when he came to