returning my calls. I just pray she doesnât bring that dog. I keep thinking about how it went after that thing. Although a part of me,â she admitted, âis dying to know whose finger that was.â
âAgreed,â I said. âPeople donât go around losing fingers in drawers. And whereâs the rest of the person? It seemed fresh, like it had just happened, or maybe that was the dogâs saliva? Itâs been giving me nightmares.â
Twenty minutes, and a good deal of speculation later, Mildred arrived. The mid-fifties blonde-headed owner of Aunt Millieâs Attic blew into the condo, with her yapping Shih Tzu, Taffy, tucked under her arm.
I pasted a smile on my face as I jammed my hands, with all ten fingers, deep into my pockets. I watched as Mildred, with her orange and white polka dot dress swirling around her thick ankles, perused Evieâs things. All the time making derogatory comments. âYou just canât get much for a lot of this stuff.â She pointed out chips and cracks; she clucked her tongue and shook her head, as if to say that if she took the estate, sheâd lose money. But we could both see her ill-concealed excitement over Evieâs collection of Chinese Export.
âWhat do you think this is worth?â Ada held up the whaling ship platter.
âItâs pretty . . . if you like that sort of thing. I could probably get a couple hundred for it.â
âI see,â said Ada. âLet me show you something else.â She led Mildred and the snuffling Taffy over to the Hassam painting.
As Mildredâs skirt tangled in the potted plants, she and Taffy finally made it to the picture. They appeared to sniff its surface. Finally, she declared, âItâs sweet.â Her voice had the practiced sound of someone used to delivering bad news in what they considered a gentle way. âBut your friend probably bought it at one of those motel art sales. I hope she didnât pay too much. I always hate to be the one to say things like that, but I wouldnât be doing my job if I couldnât tell people the truth.â
She was there for over an hour, and the only other time she betrayed any interest was in the kitchen.
âNow that,â she said, practically squealing with excitement when she came upon the step-back cupboard, âthat is darling! Iâd give you a thousand right now.â
Ada looked at me with her best bridge face. âI had no idea it was worth that much,â she commented. âIt just looks like an old beat-up cabinet. I was thinking about giving it a good fresh coat of paint.â
âNo!â shrieked Mildred, which elicited a round of yaps from Taffy.
My heart skipped and raced uncomfortably as I had a too-real flashback of the dog with the bloody finger.
âWhatever you do,â Mildred continued, petting Taffy while examining the surface of the cupboard, âdonât paint it! Youâll destroy the value. People want the original buttermilk paint.â She ran a hand lovingly over the wide-plank construction. She examined the joinery. âItâs lovely.â
âIsnât that interesting, Lil. Who would have known?â Ada steered the dealer and her creepy white dog back to the front hall.
Mildred sensed her quarry slipping away. âIf you have any questions,â she said, turning in the doorway, âdonât hesitate to call. You have some charming things here.â
âWell, thank you,â said Ada. âWhy donât you get back to me with a quote. Obviously, Iâm getting a few. So, not wanting to be crass, it will all come down to a question of money.â
âOh.â Mildredâs mouth twisted as if sheâd just tasted something unpleasant. âIf you donât mind my asking, who else will be seeing the estate?â
âYou mean dealers?â
âYes,â said Mildred, nearly hissing between tangerine-painted