The Zombie Survival Guide: How To Live Like A King After The Outbreak

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Authors: Etienne DeForest, Art Gelsinger
Remember, a true zombie killer needs the mentality that will allow him/her to consume raw meat and cook it with the hatred that burns deep inside.
     
    If you are incapable of developing this level of hate, then you have one of two choices: 1) Become zombie feed, or 2) do it for LOVE – the love of Jesus. Your savior came back to life for you, did he not? And not as an undead Jesus infected with zombism, but as a fully revived Jesus that somehow came back to life only to die again, so that you may be absolved of all sin and allowed to LIVE! That sacrifice did not come free of charge, however. In return, you must deliver the abominable souls that rightly belong to God with acts of extreme violence and bloodshed. After all, that is what sacrifice is all about!
     

Long-Range Combat
     
    Preferred weaponry for combat at 50-100 yards:
     
    When faced with an apocalyptic zombie onslaught, you're going to want the ability fire a lot of rounds downstream, and you're going to want to do it fast – real fast. Recommended for just this purpose is the soviet manufactured Kalashnikov, more commonly known as the AK-47.
     
     
     
    During the Vietnam war, the United States became more concerned with public relations than scoring the highest body count. As a result, they developed the M-16, which would become the kinder, gentler assault rifle of preference for its armed forces for years to come.
     
    More in keeping with the nation’s desire to appear less menacing to peaceniks and bleeding heart liberals at home, the M-16/AR-15 delivers the .223 round, which is basically a 5.56 mm caliber bullet with the stopping power of a teddy bear.
     
     
     
    Designed to inflict fewer casualties and more or less just slow the enemy down, the .223 round was not designed to kill. To be honest, it is really nothing more than a .22 caliber round with a bit more powder behind it. To put it bluntly, my pathetic white dick after a long night of drinking has more stopping power than an M-16.
     
    As stated previously, the M-16/AR-15 semi automatic rifle was designed with the goal of maiming, rather than flat-out killing all members of the opposing force. Theoretically, this would cause their comrades in arms to be unduly burdened with the wounded, to the point where their capture/surrender became much more likely. In layman's terms, the M-16 was designed to simply slow down “Charlie,” known locally as “the Vietnamese.” Therefore, the round it fires comes not only out of the gun’s barrel, but out of the deep-seated physiological need for humans to help their fellow man.
     
    This tactic may work well when fighting the living, “well” being a purely subjective term here, but however effective it has proven in human warfare, zombies warfare is an entirely different bag all around. Zombies, it turns out, have no feelings at all for their fallen comrades. They will even devour their own kind if it is all they have to sustain themselves on their path to devouring you.
     
    As a red-blooded American, it pains me to say this, but if you want to blow a zombie's head off, you’ll need to invest in a Russian Commie AK-47. For whatever they lack in economic wisdom, our Ruskie cousins at least know how to create an assault rifle that kills .
     
    Russians, incidentally, have no words in their language that translate into “politically correct.” In fact, the concept is completely foreign to them. In Russia, if the government (or anyone for that matter) acts in a manner that displeases the proletariat, then it either learns from its mistakes or ends up on the bad end of a garrote or poison pill. In fact, with their overall cold-blooded approach to life (not just metaphorically either – Russia can get colder than the Upper Peninsula of Michigan), Russians are the closest thing to zombies that still manage to maintain a heartbeat. The only way for an American to get remotely close to understanding this mentality requires a visit to Texas. Everything is

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