advised us to turn into crocodiles. A crocodile, she said, was always cool, and she couldnât think of anything that would give the villagers a worse fright than seeing a pair of enormous crocodiles coming up the street.â
âI donât think I want to be an enormous crocodile,â said Dorinda.
âNor do I,â said Dinah, âand I told her so at once. So then she said that a crocodile was her choice, and if we didnât like it, we should have to think of something for ourselves. She said she would give us a magic draught that would turn us into anything at all, but I would have to wait while she made it, because she hadnât any of that particular sort in stock. And thatâs why I was late, because it took her about an hour to make it. She put a pot on the fire, and while she was making it, she sang a song which was the recipe for the draught.â
âDoes she sing well?â asked Dorinda.
âNo, not very well,â said Dinah, âbut very clearly. You could hear every word.â
âDo you remember the song?â
âI think so. Wait a minute, and Iâll try to sing it.â
Dinah frowned and whispered to herself, rehearsing the lines, and then in a small clear voice she sang:
âA Cuckoo-clock and half a Leek,
A Monkeyâs Paw and a Piglingâs Cheek,
Deadly Nightshade, a pinch of Salt,
A Tigerâs Whisker and some Malt, A Tadpole and a Stickleback,
Something White and Something Blackâ
Put in Pot and let âem Simmer
(Blow the Fire, itâs getting dimmer),
Put in Pot and let âem Boil
In the best Banana Oil.
âFeather of Bird that never Flew,
A Rose and a Radish, a sprig of Rue,
A Viperâs Tongue, an Adderâs Bile,
A Worm from the Tooth of a Crocodile,
Three Black Hairs from a Bullâs Tail,
A Sparrow, a Spider, and a Snailâ
Put in Pot and let âem Simmer
(Blow the Fire, itâs getting dimmer),
Put in Pot and let âem Boil In the best Banana Oil.
âA Nightjarâs Egg, the Blood of a Bat,
The Naked Ear of an old Tom Cat,
A Weaselâs Brain and a Peacockâs Eye,
A Bunch of Nettles, a Warble Fly,
Puddle-water and Moonlight,
Something Black and Something Whiteâ
Put in Pot and let âem Simmer
(Blow the Fire, itâs getting dimmer),
Put in Pot and let âem Boil
In the best Banana Oil!â
âItâs a nice song,â said Dorinda, âbut I donât think the medicine will have a very nice taste.â
âIt will be quite horrible, Iâm afraid,â said Dinah.
âBut we can hold our noses and drink it very quickly,â said Dorinda, âand then we shall becomeâwell, what shall we become? There are so many animals, itâs very difficult to choose. I donât want to be a hippopotamus, or anything like that. I should love to be an antelope, but an antelope, of course, wouldnât frighten anyone. What shall we become, Dinah?â
âIâve been thinking about it very carefully,â said Dinah, âand it occurred to me that thereâs one very big disadvantage in being an animal. Animals donât usually have pockets, and they canât carry a purse or a handbag. But if we are going to be away from home for a few days, we shall certainly want to take a tooth-brush and a clean pocket-handkerchief.â
âAnd some chocolate,â said Dorinda.
âAnd it would be a good idea to take a note-book.â
âAnd I shouldnât like to go away without my new watch,â said Dorinda.
âAnd we shall have to take the magic draught, of course, so that we can turn ourselves back into girls when we want to.â
âI suppose,â said Dorinda, âthat we could tie a little bag round our necks, to carry things in.â
âIâve thought of something better than that,â said Dinah. âThereâs one sort of animal that has got pockets.â
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Carl Woodring, James Shapiro