is the name of a top-notch establishment, which is what this is. Call it the Blue Horizon Hotel and it morphs into a shabby seaside B&B.â
âRight. I guess Iâm too shabby to know the difference.â
âNo, I didnât meanâ¦Oh, God, Iâm such an idiot! Now Iâve offended you and youâll clam up again, just when Iâd got you warmed up.â
âIâm going to have to go bed,â said Gibbs. âI canât listen to you any more. Youâre like a Sunday colour supplement â full of all kinds of shit.â
Oliviaâs eyes widened. She stared at him in silence.
Fuck. Talk about ending the day on a high note.
âLook, I didnât meanâ¦â
âItâs okay. I probably deserved it,â said Olivia briskly. âTypical â the man who doesnât speak manages to say
one
thing, and it turns out to be something horrible about me that Iâm going to have to carry around with me and feel rubbish about for at least the next year.â
âI didnât mean it in a bad way,â said Gibbs. âIt was just an observation.â
âYou want to know where Simon and Charlie are? Fine. I can do better than tell you â I can show you a picture of their villa.â Olivia pulled her mobile phone out of her handbag and started to press buttons. Was she expecting Gibbs to say, âNo, forget it, it doesnât matterâ? If so, sheâd be disappointed. If heâd wanted to know before, why should that have changed now, just because she was upset and angry with him?
After a few seconds of finger-jabbing, Olivia thrust herphone in front of his face. âThere you go. Los Delfines â the honeymoon villa.â
Gibbs looked at a small photograph of a long, white two-storey building that might have been designed to accommodate twenty people. There were balconies at most of the windows. Landscaped gardens, an outdoor bar and barbecue area, a swimming pool that looked big enough for an Olympic contest, all glowing in bright sunlight.
âSpain?â Gibbs guessed.
âPuerto Banus. Near Marbella.â
âAll that for just the two of them? Not bad.â
âInsurance against unhappiness,â said Olivia. She still sounded annoyed. âFifteen grandâs worth. No one could possibly be unhappy in a place like that, right?â
âWhy would they be unhappy? Theyâre on their honeymoon.â
Gibbs didnât think she was going to answer. Then she said, âFor years, Charlieâs mobilising grievance has been
not having
Simon, in any and every sense. Now that theyâre married, sheâs got him. Sometimes, when you get something, you stop wanting it.â
âSometimes you stop wanting it before you get it,â said Gibbs.
âDo you? I donât.â
âMy wife Debbieâs â what did you call it? â mobilising grievance is not being able to have a baby. Iâve stopped wanting one.â
âHas she?â Olivia asked.
âNo.â
If only
.
âThere you go, then. And you probably didnât want one all that much in the first place.â
âCome upstairs with me,â Gibbs said.
âUpstairs?â
âTo my room. Or yours.â
âWhy?â Olivia asked.
âWhy do you think?â
What are you playing at, dickhead? Donât you know a bad idea when you have one?
âWhy?â she asked again.
âI could say, âBecause for once, just for a change, Iâd like to have sex with someone who isnât obsessed with getting pregnant.â Or I could say, âBecause Iâm drunk and hornyâ, or âTodayâs a special occasion and tomorrow itâll be back to normal life for both of us.â How about, âBecause youâre the most beautiful, sexy woman Iâve ever metâ? Risky â you might not believe me.â
Olivia frowned. âIdeally, you ought to be going through