mid-evening and leaving us alone together â me andthe other witness. Simon would hate the thought of Sam and me gossiping about him.â
âStepford doesnât gossip,â said Gibbs.
âMaybe not normally, but he would with me, especially after a few drinks. And heâd tell himself he wasnât gossiping, just
discussing
, you know how people do.â
âYou reckon I was chosen because I donât gossip?â
âGossip?â Olivia chuckled. âYou barely speak. You make a point of saying as little as possible. Anyway, no, that was only my first theory.â She sipped her drink. âMy second was that Simon ruled Sam out on the grounds of his superior rank â asking his skipper to be a witness at his wedding might have looked like sucking up, even though it wouldnât have been â Simonâs the least suck-up-y person Iâve ever known, and heâd hate for anyone to think otherwise.â
So Sellers was a non-starter and Stepford was a non-starter. Which had left only Gibbs.
âThen I decided â my third theory â that Simon chose you because he has more respect for you than he has for Sam, even if he thinks Samâs
nicer
. He thinks youâre more intelligent. Or more like him, maybe. Youâre a puzzle, whereas Samâs an open book.â
Gibbs couldnât understand why she cared. She seemed to have given it as much thought as he had, and made more progress: three answers to his none.
âI couldnât bear the suspense, so I made Charlie ask him,â she said.
Gibbsâ hand tightened around his glass. âAnd?â
âSimon told her he feels closer to you than to Colin or Sam.â Olivia laughed. âWhich I thought was
just
hilarious, given that I bet the two of you have never had a single conversation about anything other than work.â
âWe havenât,â Gibbs confirmed. He downed the rest of his drink and went to pour himself another one, unwilling to notice or reflect on the sudden improvement in his mood. âIf youâre so keen on talking, why donât you tell me where the happy couple are?â he said. âIâm not going to give the game away to Waterhouseâs mum.â
Gibbs had met Kathleen Waterhouse only once, at the engagement party. Sheâd seemed timid, unassuming â a fade-into-the-background sort of person. Gibbs couldnât understand why she hadnât been allowed to attend her sonâs wedding, why it was so crucial that she shouldnât find out where he was going on his honeymoon.
âIâll answer any question but that one.â Olivia sounded apologetic. âSorry, but Charlie made me swear.â
âIâm not asking any other questions. Thatâs the question Iâm asking, and Iâm going to keep asking. Though I reckon I know where they are. It doesnât take a genius.â
âYou canât possibly know, unless youâre psychic.â Olivia looked worried.
âYou mentioned them âjetting offâ before, to put me off the scent. They havenât jetted off anywhere, have they? Theyâre still here.â Gibbs grinned, pleased with his theory.
â
Here?
In Torquay, you mean?â
âHere: the Blue Horizon Hotel â the last place Iâd expect them to be, after they made a big show of leaving a few hours ago.â
Olivia rolled her eyes in mock exasperation. Or maybe it was the real thing. âTheyâre not here, and this isnât the Blue Horizon Hotel,â she said. âItâs Blue Horizon.â
Was she taking the piss? âThatâs what I said.â
âNo, you called it the Blue Horizon Hotel.â
âItâs called Blue Horizon, itâs a hotel,â said Gibbs impatiently. âThat makes it the Blue Horizon Hotel.â
âNo, it doesnât.â Olivia was inspecting him as if he was from another planet. âBlue Horizon