hire the girl the moment he met her. She did not just seem difficultâin his eyes she was the very quintessence of difficult. She had dropped out of school and had no sort of higher education.
The first few months she had worked full time, well, almost full time. She turned up at the office now and then. She made coffee, went to the post office, and took care of the copying, but conventional office hours or work routines were anathema to her. On the other hand, she had a talent for irritating the other employees. She became known as âthe girl with two brain cellsââone for breathing and one for standing up. She never talked about herself. Colleagues who tried to talk to her seldom got a response and soon gave up. Her attitude encouraged neither trust nor friendship, and she quickly became an outsider wandering the corridors of Milton like a stray cat. She was generally considered a hopeless case.
After a month of nothing but trouble, Armansky sent for her, fully intending to let her go. She listened to his catalogue of her offences without objection and without even raising an eyebrow. She did not have the âright attitude,â he concluded, and was about to tell her that it would probably be a good idea if she looked for employment with another firm that could make better use of her skills. Only then did she interrupt him.
âYou know, if you just want an office serf you can get one from the temp agency. I can handle anything and anyone you want, and if you donât have any better use for me than sorting post, then youâre an idiot.â
Armansky sat there, stunned and angry, and she went on unperturbed.
âYou have a man here who spent three weeks writing a completely useless report about that yuppie theyâre thinking of recruiting for that dot-com company. I copied the piece of crap for him last night, and I see itâs lying on your desk now.â
Armanskyâs eyes went to the report, and for a change he raised his voice.
âYouâre not supposed to read confidential reports.â
âApparently not, but the security routines in your firm have a number of shortcomings. According to your directive heâs supposed to copy such things himself, but he chucked the report at me before he left for the bar yesterday. And by the way, I found his previous report in the canteen.â
âYou did
what
?â
âCalm down. I put it in his in-box.â
âDid he give you the combination to his document safe?â Armansky was aghast.
âNot exactly; he wrote it on a piece of paper he kept underneath his blotter along with the password to his computer. But the point is that your joke of a private detective has done a worthless personal investigation. He missed the fact that the guy has old gambling debts and snorts cocaine like a vacuum cleaner. Or that his girlfriend had to seek help from the womenâs crisis centre after he beat the shit out of her.â
Armansky sat for a couple of minutes turning the pages of the report. It was competently set out, written in clear language, and filled with source references as well as statements from the subjectâs friends and acquaintances. Finally he raised his eyes and said two words: âProve it.â
âHow much time have I got?â
âThree days. If you canât prove your allegations by Friday afternoon youâre fired.â
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Three days later she delivered a report which, with equally exhaustive source references, transformed the outwardly pleasant young yuppie into an unreliable bastard. Armansky read her report over the weekend, several times, and spent part of Monday doing a half-hearted double-check of some of her assertions. Even before he began he knew that her information would prove to be accurate.
Armansky was bewildered and also angry with himself for having so obviously misjudged her. He had taken her for stupid, maybe even