thought you passed out after the first stroke?” Toy asked as she suddenly recognized the flaw in Jade's scenario.
“I did...” Jade giggled. “But when I woke up... Girl I fucked myself silly with that horse dick! Queen, Toy's right you are one lucky fucking bitch.”
“Yeah, I guess I have been pretty damn lucky over the years. First it was...”
Toy quickly interrupted. “Hold up... Let me stop you right there Baltimore Trash! Don’t even fuckin dare put my husband's name in your whoring ass mouth.”
Jade laughed. “She’s got a damn point. So, change the subject!”
“I keep forgetting... Jade remind me again, why are we friends with this little bitch?” Queen joked. “Okay then I’ll talk about my husband. All I have to say is that man should have been a master plumber because Dr. Christian Love knows how to lay the fuckin Alaskan pipeline. Oh My God! That’s some good dick. He's not as big as Teddy, but trust me he knows what the fuck he's doing!”
“Dr. Love is as fine as a mutha fucka... Dorian should talk him into making a dildo.” Toy breathed without thinking.
“Bitch don’t make me slap your little ass.” Queen warned as she shot Toy a quick look.
“Actually, she’s right! I wish Logic would make one too!” Jade laughed. “With his fine chocolate ass self.”
“Oh hell fuckin yeah!” Queen quickly agreed with Jade. “I'd bust my damn ovaries with that damn thing.”
“You two Baltimore Skanks have a better chance of fucking King Kong. So you can keep fucking dreaming. I will beat Logic’s big ass if he even thought about making a dildo!”
“Doesn’t matter to me one way or the other I know exactly what he’s working with. ” Queen laughed hysterically. “And King Kong is a pretty damn good analogy!”
Toy tried to get mad, but she could do nothing but laugh. “Yeah, you’re right, but keep my damn husband’s name out of your mouth before I have to slap you in it.”
“What the fuck ever! Better bitches than you have tried.” Queen laughed at the thought of a bitch slapping her in her mouth. “Who wants some more cake?”
“Queen, W hat do you think a Dorian dildo would feel like?” Toy teased.
“Uhhh yeah! I never thought about that.” Queen cosigned. “I can tell by the way he walks he’s slinging.”
“Yeah I noticed that too. Plus he has this sexy gleam in his eye that lets you know that he knows how to handle his shit.”
Jade played along. “ You two h o es want to know what it would feel like? Okay I'll tell you what it would feel like. It'd feel like ten and a half , granite rock , hard inches of... Slap a Hoe upside her damn head for even thinking about it. That's exactly what it would fill like. So , both of y'all get my husband's dick out of your mind!” Jade said as she smacked Queen and then Toy in the back of their heads.
Robust laughter ensued.
Teddy Bear
Chapter 5
Naturally misery loves company and the men longed for the freedom being a self-made bachelor and Giggahoe afforded Teddy. Teddy was fine as the hair on a tadpole's nuts and filthy damn rich. He could sleep with almost any woman in the world. Needless to say he cold took advantage of it. Not to mention he was free of a nagging wife, curfews, chores and scrutiny to say the least. As they watched Teddy play with the two toddlers, Dorian , Christian and Logic decided that if they were in marital bliss then damn it Teddy should be miserable, I mean in bliss as well.
Christian spoke first. “Wow you’re a natural. You have both of them asleep in your arms. How’d you do that?”
Teddy chuckled as Christian and Dorian took their sleeping baby girls from hi m . “Well they are females right? You know there’s not a woman on the planet that wouldn’t melt in my arms. These two little girls are going to be heart stoppers.”
“Yeah, well Jasmine is not even going to be allowed to say the word boy until she finishes college.” Dorian declared as he gently kissed his