steel,â Mitchell said. âBulletproof. Thereâs nothing I can do about the package.â
âYou could call a designer.â
âI called a designer. Guy says to me, If a badguy canât open it, a goodguy canât either. My own theory was, it mustâve happened with a needle, a pinhole, something like that but the cops say it didnât. I donât knowââ
He looked over at the shadow in the door. Zef, his lawyer, re-entering the roomâthree hundred pounds of him in three-piece flannel, white hair smoother than the feathers of a bird. He nodded at Mitchell who appeared to be relaxedâslouched in his chair now, smoking, feet planted loosely on the table.
âLovely,â Zef said. âAnd the jury would convict you on attitude alone.â He settled his baronial body at the table and looked back at Mitchell. âForgive me,â he said, âI do hate to be the harbinger of more evil tidings but I just ran into some trouble in the john.â
âI thought you had a stomach of iron,â Leo said.
âNo, not that kind of trouble,â Zef said, âthough the categoryâs right. No, what I saw was a very tan prick in a houndstooth jacket. I said to it, What are you doing here, Cy?ââ
âOh Christ,â Mitchell said.
âSo continue rather quickly now. Youâve talked to the police?â
Mitchell said he had. âA lieutenant named Keebler, an Inspector Delgado. And theyâre blaming the factory.â
âWhy?â
âTheyâve got a couple of âimplicated packets,â I think was their expression, and the cops arenât sure if they were tampered with or not. They wonât say they werenât but they wonât say they were.â
âSo meanwhile a question mark hovers on the plant.â
âExactly,â Mitchell said.
There was silence for a second.
Mitchell lit another cigarette he didnât want.
Leo said, âThe copsâll be blatting on the news.â
âYeah, Iâd imagine.â
âIâd imagine,â Leo said, âI should book you onto every other talk show on the dial.â
âJust forget it,â Mitchell said. âAnd no press conference either. Iâm offering a written statement. Thatâs it.â
âCan we argue that?â
âNo.âWhat I really want to doââ
Leo kicked him on the shin.
Cy, moving quickly through the doorway, said, âThanks. Thanks a lot,â and came stalking to the table, little bantamweight boxer getting ready for the round. âJust forget it, okay? Okay? Just forget it that you didnât even bother with my call, what I really want to know , Mitch, is how come I had to hear the story from the press?â
Mitchell sighed wearily and looked up at Zef. âWhat happens if I hit him?â
âHe sues you,â Zef said.
âWell ⦠heâll have to stand on a very long line.â
Cy, undaunted, took a seat next to George.
George said to Mitchell, âOkay, so you want to talk lawsuits or money?â
Cy said, âThe marketâs been open maybeâwhat? maybe twenty-five minutes and weâre down seven points.â
Leo said, âThe category seems to be money.â
George gave Mitchell an inquiring look and then waited for his nod. âThen in that case,â George said, âyou better fill me in. Have you dealt with the recall?â
Mitchell said he had. âThe FDA told me three different lots had contaminated packets, and they added, So far.â
âAnd what did they say about recalling them?â George had a pencil in his mouth.
âSo far?â Mitchell said. âSo far they want us out of Los Angeles Countyâand I mean across the boardâevery lot we ever madeâand the same thing applies to the boroughs of New York.â
Cy made a noise.
âAll things considered,â Leo told him, âyouâre