in luck.â
âBullshit,â Mitchell said. âSomebody dies in Mount KiscoâIâm in luck? No. Iâm pulling all three lots across the map and I scrammed from both states.â
âCalifornia and New York? All the biggies,â Leo said. âToo bad itâs not Delaware. Nice small state youâd be a hero for a dime.â
âThatâs exactly,â Cy exploded, âthatâs ex act ly why I came. Because you piss away money every second youâre inââ
â Cy ,â Zef commanded. âAs the old consigliori here and keeper of the rules, Iâd like to remind you that you donât have a vote. Also that youâre here on sufferance, I believe, so why donât youââ
âJesus. Suf ferance,â Cy said. âWhy Iâm here is to represent the family interests. Good God. We have to talk about con tain ing this disaster, not spreading it.â
Momentary silence in the room. George turned around and looked quizzically at Cy. âThatâs what we were just talking about, wasnât it? Widening the recall?â
âWidening the loss,â Cy said. âYou know what thisâll cost us?â
âExactly,â George said. âAnd if we donât get our pants sued off us, and if everything stops right now, and if they round up the killer in the next seven days, then youâre playing in the ballpark of eighty million bucks. Beyond that, youâre staring into Chapter Eleven and the failure of the brand. So I promise you, Cy, the additional recall is a drop in the bucket.â
Zef said it lowered the risk of liability.
George said it was a tax deduction anyway.
Mitchell kept his mouth shut and listened to the MBAs do their stuff.
Leo said he thought it was worth it for the image. He said, âI think it builds a kind of corporate attitude.â
Mitchell said, âYou sound as though it isnât the attitude.â
âThe at titude,â Cy said, âis letâs tiptoe out of this smelling like a rose. Thatâs the actual attitude so letâs cut the bullshit. You want my opinion, weâll be healthy in a month. We donât want to overreact to this. We donât want to start throwing our money out the door. And one other thing. If we do hustle out of it, weâve got to put the money into propping up the brand and not piss it into research. As Burt and Iâve said.â He looked up at Mitchell. âAnd said and said.â
âAnd been heard.â
âAnd ignored.â
âAbsolutely,â Mitchell said. âAnd will be again. I tell you something, Cy. Iâm not entirely convinced this is really happening. I keep thinking itâs a bad movie. And then you walk in, I think itâs fucking cartoons. Youâre not real, Cy. You bear no resemblance to actual persons living or dead. Youâre an animated bug. So unless you want to buy another million shares of stockâand who knows? if the price keeps falling, you can do itâbut until then I think you better freeze and bug out.â
There was deafening silence. Cy turning dangerously red beneath his tan and then scraping his chair back, rising. âYou think Iâm gonna take this?â he said. âI need this bullshit? I need this grief? I need to come in, be insulted by a schlepper doesnât even wear a suit? Fuck you , Mr. Mitchell.â He paused dramatically. âBut then, come to think of it, youâre already fucked.â
Cy did the long march out of the boardroom like a tail wind was on him.
Silence you could cut.
Mitchell shook his head.
Zef said, âHeâs mad as hell and heâs not gonna take it anymore.â
Leo said, âBesides, heâs got a breakfast date at Schwabâs.â
Mitchell said amazedly, ââFreeze and bug out.â Where the hell did I get that?â
âFrom the sandbox,â Leo said.
âFuckin A.â