his mouth drops. Coach Nelson cuts him off before his little brain can think to speak.
âCareful how you talk to a teacher, Mike. Iâve just given you your warning.â
Mike stands thereâstupidâbut doesnât say anything.
âCool,â Vance Fisher whispers, his eyes twinkling. Fisher is the type who likes trouble, even if it may lead to getting his ass kicked. About now most of the other gorillas have stopped grunting and heaving long enough to notice our little group gawking at them. We stick close to Coach Nelson and his protective sphere of adult authority.
Tom Jankowski stops cursing at himself in the mirror and drops his dumbbells onto the rubberized floor with a loud boom that silences the room. He turns to face us. âThis is our house,â he huffs. He doesnât look like he cares that Coach Nelson is an adult and a teacher and, technically, off-limits.
âActually,â Coach Nelson levels his voice at Jankowski, keeping it steady and strong enough to be heard over a few remaining clinks and clanks as other players rack their weights and gather around us, âthis is our house, as well.â
âHey, Ted.â Assistant Coach Stein steps into the free weight area from the connecting room where rows of bench presses lie like empty morgue tables. âWhat seems to be the problem?â
âNo problem, Frank.â Coach Nelson smiles and holds up his hands. âWe need to work on some strength training, same as your boys. I figured now would be a great time to teach both teams a little lesson in economics and accounting while Iâm at it.â
âIâm not following,â Coach Stein says.
âLet me explain,â Coach Nelson replies. âI just found out our teamâs operating budget all but disappeared. That means no money for buses to our away meets and no money to pay the judges who score those meets. Found out the same thingâs happening to cross-country and swimming.â
âWhatâs that got to do with my teamâs weight room?â Coach Stein asks. His players cinch closer around us. Like Coach Stein, Iâm wondering what the hell Coach Nelsonâs talking about. Soâs everyone else. Tom Jankowski and Mike Studblatz are both breathing like draft horses and shifting their weight like they canât wait to stomp us. Thereâs only one player not standing around, not paying attention, and itâs the new guy, Kurt Brodsky. Heâs strapped into the squat rack machine, ignoring all of us while pushing up a warping bar of steel plates equivalent to the mass of a small planet.
â Our weight room,â Coach Nelson corrects their coach. âTurns out all the moneyâs gone to paying for that shiny new TV going up in the football stadium, that nifty new Jumbotron. So hereâs where the economics and accounting lesson comes into play. You gotta pay for what you take in the real world. Since football took our money, we expect football to start sharing some of the wealth. So weâll be using the weight room for the season.â
We will?! I gulp. No way Iâm coming into this place again.
âLike hell!â Studblatz shouts. Coach Nelson turns on him fast and moves close, jamming his finger up into Mikeâs Adamâs apple. âSon, I already warned you about talking to your teachers in a disrespectful manner. Now, Iâm not going to warn you again.â
Coach Nelsonâs shorter than Studblatz but heâs layered with wiry rock climber muscle. Mike Studblatz, as angry as heâs getting, holds his tongue for the moment.
âThis weight room is for real athletes,â Tom Jankowski tells our coach. Jankowski keeps making his hands into fists and opening them like heâs seriously considering taking a run at Coach Nelson.
âYouâre right,â Coach Nelson counters. âAnd thatâs why Iâm not sure my gymnasts should even tolerate you guys