in this room. Everyone knows the weakest gymnast is a hell of a lot stronger than your average football player.â
What?! What is he doing to us? Iâm thinking . Heâs going to get us all killed.
âTed.â Coach Stein holds up his hands and heâs chuckling.
âYou have got to be kidding,â says Scott Miller, the Knightsâ quarterback. He steps forward and just stares at all of us like weâre insane. Except for Tom Jankowski and Mike Studblatz, the other football players seem more amused by our coach than anything. I donât think itâs funny, though. We should not be here. We should be in the gymâ our gymâworking on sets.
âTell you what,â Coach Nelson addresses mostly Scott Miller and Coach Stein. âIâll make a deal with you right now. One of our guys against one of your guys on one exercise in this room. If our guy demonstrates superior strengthâlike I know he willâwe come in here whenever we want.â
All the football playersâexcept Kurt Brodsky, still doing his own Atlas-lifting-the-world thingâerupt with laughter. Meanwhile, Bruce and my teammates look like I feelâmiserable and sensing impending humiliation.
âCoach?â Bruce cautions, but Coach Nelson holds up his hand to quiet him. My teammates look beyond worried and Ronnie Gunderson just may crap his pants. Only Fisher, a natural-born con man, appears relaxed. Heâs enjoying himself as much as the football players, like he senses where Coach Nelson is going with this whole thing. Wish heâd tell me.
âSo whaddya say?â Coach Nelson asks.
âCoach Brigs isnât here to make any deals,â Coach Stein says.
âForget that,â Scott interrupts. âThis is easy.â
âI thought youâd approve,â Coach Nelson says to Scott. âOkay, Iâll pick the exercise, something easily done in this weight room. After all, we donât want to take advantage of you fellas.â
Snickers break out among the football players.
âYou get to pick the competitors,â Coach Nelson continues. âOne player from your team and one from our team.â
A new round of laughter erupts as dozens of football playersâ fingers start pointing at Ronnie and me. Weâre the smallest on the team and, they assume, the weakest. Iâm starting to get angrier and angrier, mostly at Coach Nelson. I feel my face grow hot with embarrassment. Ronnie steps closer like he wants my company, but all I want is to get farther away from him. I hate him at the moment, hate feeling like they think weâre the same. Weâre not the same. Ronnieâs a punk freshman who just started gymnastics. Iâm aiming for state champion in high bar. Iâm going to be a full-ride scholarship athlete one day. Weâre not the same at all.
âDeal,â Scott Miller says.
âYou all heard him, fellas,â Coach Nelson announces like a carnival barker. âDeal. Weâve got plenty of witnesses, so neither side can go back on it.â
âThis sucks,â Bruce gripes. Guess heâs not in on the plan, either.
âOkay,â Coach Nelson announces with a smile. âPick your competitors.â
âThis is too easy,â Scott Miller says. âJankowski, crush these little girls and try not to yawn while youâre doing it.â
The weight room bursts out in full-throated laughter as ginormous Jankowski, layered with a thick slab of butterball fat, steps forward, his hands still clenching into fists. His arms, neck, legs, and butt are huge and can easily squat, bench, curl, throw, punch, kick, or slam any of us into oblivion. Heâs also got a hefty gut that overhangs his sweatpants like heâs about seven months pregnant and due to deliver a baby keg.
âSolid choice.â Coach Nelson smiles. âNow pick one of our guysâanyone you want.â
Whistles, shouts, and woofs as