pure poison, due to his eyes arenât good enough to get the bugs off before he cooks it, so half the time he cooks them too.
Martin calls silverbeet âbug stewâ since he found a cooked earwig on his plate one night. He might look a bit like Henry on theoutside but heâs more like Mavis on the inside; he can be funny, and also he can be tough. Like on Mavisâs birthday, like, he can remember her before she got fat, he said, âKnowing what a gorgeous chick you used to be a few years back, how could you eat your way to that ?â Then he offered to buy her a Jenny Craig diet.
âBuy me a box of chocolates,â she said.
Anyway, the next day Martin cut outthis newspaper advertisement that is a cartoon man, made out of tractor, truck and car tyres, then he drew frizzy red hair on it with a biro and he stuck it on the fridge. Mavis thumped him a good one for that.
Sheâs getting meaner with her thumps lately, and sheâs also getting bigger, or maybe her thumps are getting meaner because sheâs getting bigger. She never stops eating, even when sheâssmoking. Sheâs always got a packet of lollies in her pocket and every time she lights a cigarette she pops a lolly in her mouth. Maybe she doesnât like the taste of cigarettes.
Through slitted eyes Lori stares at her, making the image unclear, just the chewing chin which gets lost in the swallowing throat, except for a little round bulge where her chin used to be. Itâs like that chin is so determinedit refuses to give up and roll down. Everything else has rolled down â until you get to her wrists and her ankles. Mavisâs feet arenât fat, or her hands. Sheâs got pretty hands, with nice nails. If you could cut her off at the chin then halfway down her shins and around her wrists and just look at those bits, you could get an idea of what Martin can remember.
Vinnieâs red curls are all on thefloor and Henry is looking for another head. Mick isnât around. Heâs never in the kitchen, except when heâs eating, so Henry starts on Neil.
Then Mavis gets up and everyone flattens against wall, table and cupboards, making space. She gets the custard powder, goes to the fridge, which is in the southwest corner, between the louvres and the west window, and she takes out three eggs, and the milk;she gets her favourite saucepan from beneath the sink, pushes between the brothers to the stove where the milk goes into the saucepan, then she stands cracking eggs, spilling their golden brains into a basin and bashing them to death with a fork. She gets a cup, mixes custard powder with a pile of sugar and a dribble of milk, adds vanilla, but all the while sheâs watching that saucepan, waitingfor the milk to boil, sort of impatient.
And just as the milk is ready to go over the top, she pours in the custard powder stuff and stirs, stirs until it boils again, then sort of lovingly she pours whatâs in the saucepan over her eggs, stirring slow, stirring lovingly. Her custard tastes of love and Loriâs mouth is watering for a bit of it. She wonât get any. Mavis takes her bowl and spoonback to her couch and she flops down without spilling a drop. The poor old couch thumps back against the wall, making a deeper hole through the plaster.
One day that wall will fall down on top of her, but sheâll just reach a hand out of the rubble, push the wall off and keep on eating her custard.
Aunty Eva
âStop your staring at me,â Mavis says. âEvery time I look up, youâre staring at me.â
âIâm not. Iâm just . . . looking at the wall, thinking. Arenât people allowed to think in this house nowadays?â Lori replies.
Henry is in the shower and Donnyâs waiting to use it next. He looks more like Mavis than Henry, but he doesnât act it. He goes off to work every day, never forgets to bringthe shopping home and never says much to anyone, just