leans, waiting to use something.
Mavis is spooning up the last of her custard, and the scrape of that spoon is sort of tantalising. Loriâs tongue escapes, does a circle of her lips.
âYouâre getting to be a cheeky little bugger lately, Lorraine. And who said you could go to McDonaldâs with your friend, anyway? Youâve been told to get yourselfstraight home from school. Iâve told you. Your father has told you a thousand times. We were damn near ready to send a search party out after you. You could have been kidnapped for all we knew.â
âWhoâd want her? She canât even iron,â Martin says, walking through one doorway and out the other. The loo is an outside one, down the back behind the old laundry, and as the back door is also the kitchendoor, there is a lot of coming and going through this room.
Lori is thinking about McDonaldâs, thinking that her lie about going there might be a good way to mention those tourist ladies and those boys, like maybe they were at McDonaldâs too and thatâs how she saw them. Sheâs trying to make another lie come out, but Mavis has lost interest. Sheâs watching Timmy, who is watching that new babysleep, and maybe considering stealing his dummy; Mavis stole his only a few months back.
âTimmy, come here,â she says and her chin bump wobbles. âCome to Mummy and get some custard.â
Timmy used to be a tub of lard but he sat up at five months, crawled at six and by twelve months heâd started leaving home. Heâs doing everything fast, though he walks slow to Mavis. He doesnât trust her since shegot that new baby, but he gets a spoonful of custard.
Lori doesnât, and itâs her birthday.
Timmy gets to crawl up on the couch, gets his face kissed, gets a cuddle.
Lori doesnât.
And Mavis has got the nerve to keep saying she wants another girl. What for? She doesnât want the one sheâs got. She doesnât even know that Lori hasnât got any friends to go to McDonaldâs with, doesnât care that sheâshad the most rottenest, stinkiest, longest day of her entire life. She canât even see those pink boils growing under Loriâs T-shirt that are probably going to explode into giant boobs tomorrow.
The custard bowl now on the couch beside her, Timmy on her lap, Mavis flicks the remote, trying every television channel. Itâs all commercials, except the ABC; she settles for that. There is nothing worthwatching until the movie starts, so she flicks down the volume and does her own show, like putting her own words into the mouths of the interviewer and the woman heâs interviewing.
Lori giggles. You canât help but giggle, though Mavis keeps checking that brown curtain, making sure Henry isnât coming through; sheâs not game to do her comedian act when heâs around. He never laughs at her, justlooks startled, due to sheâs not too fussy about her language and being politically correct â actually, she prefers to be politically incorrect.
Then someone starts knocking at the front door.
Jamesy and Neil run to see who it is. Timmy wriggles down to the floor and goes after them while Lori looks at the back door, thinking maybe itâs nicking-off time.
âHenry. How lovely to see you. So pleased to find you in . Just thought Iâd pop around on the off-chance .â
âYouâre looking well, Eva,â Henry says. âCome through.â
And the wire door slams shut and Mavisâs jaw drops open. She thinks about standing, changes her mind, pushes the custard bowl beneath her couch, runs her fingers through her hair and pulls her tent dress down to cover her giant knees as that anorexic tourist lady comes steppingslow into the kitchen, stepping high, as if the whole house is full of used condoms. Henry is behind her wearing his old tartan dressing gown, which makes him look about eighty years old. He turns
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