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Moscow, this so-called “Badonkadonk” was approved for use in the Chechen theatre. Initial reports were favorable, but then somebody noticed that the tank lacked a cannon, treads, and armor and possessed the engine of an electric bicycle. It did, however, have an excellent audio system, but this failed to compensate for its disappointing 100 percent mortality rate.
    Tank is smaller than it appears in product image.
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    Customer Questions & Answers
    Did all you guys buy this?!?!?!?! There are 145 reviews for this “tank.” Did you all actually buy this thing? For $20,000??? What would you do w/ this thing? Of all the things to spend so much money on … it kinda a goes along w/ the saying, “I just spent a ton of money on a piece of scrap metal.” I hope that this is just a joke…
    What good is it? Duh, read the comments.
    It’s great for:
Weekend get-aways
Destroying your enemies
Inspiring fear
Protection from SUVs
    …
    and the list goes on and on.
    neatflux answered on July 24, 2007

Wolf Urine Lure
    Check out the real thing: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0006IGZSM

    3.5 out of 5 stars
    Name:       Wolf Urine Lure-32 oz.
    ASIN:      B0006IGZSM
    Price:       Currently unavailable
    Use our 100%-urine lures to create the illusion predators are present in the area. Great for photographers, gardeners, hunters, and wildlife enthusiasts. Due to changes in shipping regulations, we cannot ship this item to California.
    Most Helpful Customer Reviews
    1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
    60% of the time it works every time
    By Steve Stewart , September 18, 2013
    It’s made with drops of real wolf urine, so you know it’s good. **Be warned—smells like pure gasoline.**
    1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
    Multifunctional and cheap
    By Piggywissle , June 20, 2013
    Washes windows, cleans drains, flavors tea, removes hair, kills cats, cools engines, facilitates conversations with God, can be frozen to build ice castles, cleans fish tanks, smells nice, isn’t flammable, provides hours of interesting conversation, fertilizes plants, regrows hair, moistens tissues, colors white linens, sequesters deer souls into interdimensional holding tanks, manages economic portfolios, creates beautiful hues of yellow dye, makes the microwave more powerful, can stop the sun, restores life to animals that weigh(ed) less than 1250 g, and may, in combination with formaldehyde,prevent tooth decay. I’m sure there are things I haven’t tried doing with it yet, but I have no doubt it’s capable of meeting whatever future needs I may have.
    26 of 32 people found the following review helpful
    100% Natural
    By J. A. KONRATH “Thriller Author” , September 24, 2012
    If you’re like me, you’re concerned about all of those environmentally unfriendly companies manufacturing fake wolf urine. Worry no more! Deerbusters is 100% wolf urine. No chemicals. No additives. No cheap dog or hobo urine being passed off as the real thing. This is 32 oz. of pure lupine pee pee, ready to be used immediately for whatever you’d use wolf piss for. I have no idea what that could be. If I had to guess by the label, I’d say you pour it on deer to kill them. Maybe by drowning. In which case, order a few bottles. And a deer trap, because I don’t reckon they’ll hold still for it. I do know that it kept my children in line. After they saw my purchase, I told them they’d better clean their rooms or I’d use the wolf urine to keep Santa away by sprinkling it on the roof. They started to cry, but they did clean their rooms. Unfortunately, money was tight that year, so I had to tell them Santa died. All they got for Xmas was this wolf urine. They tried playing with it a few times, putting it in their squirt guns, but I don’t think they enjoyed it very much. That said, no deer has come within 100 yards of my kids in months.
    7 of 9 people found the following review helpful
    All jokes aside, this stuff actually