youâre from the Health and Safety Executive,â he said. âThose nosy bastards are always poking around where theyâre not wanted.â
I shook my head in despair as he departed. Some clients are like that. Before youâve agreed to work for them, theyâre practically on their knees. Soon as you come on board, they treat you like something nasty on their Gucci loafers. âAnd I thought heavy metal bands were arseholes,â Richard mused.
âThey are,â I said. âAnd while weâre on the subject, how come you knew about the KerrSter death?â
Richard winked and produced one of those smiles that got me tangled up with him in the first place. âNot much point in having the Chronicle delivered if you donât bother reading it, is there?â he asked sweetly.
âSome of us have more important things to do than laze around smoking joints and reading the papers,â I snarled.
Richard pretended to look huffed. At least, I think he was pretending. âOh well, if thatâs the way things are, you wonât be wanting me to take you to dinner, will you?â he said airily.
âTry me,â I said. There are few things in life that donât look better after aromatic crispy duck. How was I to know Trevor Kerr would be one of them?
4
As I waited for the security guard in charge of the barrier at Kerrchemâs car park to check that I wasnât some devious industrial spy trying to sneak in to steal their secrets, I stared across at the sprawling factory, its red brick smudged black by years of industrial pollution. Somewhere inside there Iâd find the end of the ball of string that would unravel to reveal a killer.
Eventually, he let me in and directed me to the administration offices. Trevor Kerrâs secretary was already at her desk when I walked in at twenty-five past eight. Unfortunately, her boss wasnât. I introduced myself. âMr. Kerrâs expecting me,â I added.
Sheâd clearly been hired for her efficiency rather than her charm. âHealth and Safety Executive,â she said in the same tone of voice Iâd have used for the VAT inspector. âTake a seat. Mr. Kerr will be here soon.â She returned to her word processor, attacking the keys with the ferocity of someone playing Mortal Kombat.
I looked around. Neither of the two chairs looked as if it had been chosen for comfort. The only available reading material was some trade journal that I wouldnât have picked up even on a twelve-hour flight with a Sylvester Stallone film as the in-flight movie. âMaybe I could make a start on the documents I need to see?â I said. âTo save wasting time.â
âOnly Mr. Kerr can authorize the release of company information to a third party,â she said coldly. âHe knows youâre coming. Iâm sure he wonât keep you waiting for long.â
I wished I shared her conviction. I tried to make myself comfortable and used the time to review the limited information Iâd gleaned so far. After Richard and I had stuffed ourselves in a small Chinese restaurant in Whitefield, where weâd both felt seriously
overdressed, Iâd sat down with the previous weeksâ papers and brought myself up to speed. Richard, meanwhile, had changed and gone off to some dive in Longsight to hear a local techno band whoâd just landed a record deal. Frankly, I felt Iâd got the best end of the bargain.
On my way through the stuttering early rush-hour traffic, Iâd stopped by the office to fax my local friendly financial services expert. I needed some background on Trevor Kerr and his company, and if there was dirt to be dug, Josh Gilbert was the man. Josh and I have an arrangement: he supplies me with financial information and I buy him expensive dinners. The fact that Josh wouldnât know a scruple if it took him out to the Savoy is fine by me; I donât have to think about
Douglas E. Schoen, Melik Kaylan