disregard for human life that characterizes journalists. âSuppose you give me your version of events, Mr. Kerr?â
He puffed on the cigar and I tried not to cough. âLike I said, I thought this note was some crank. Then, last week, we had a phone call from the police. They said a publican had dropped down dead at work. It seemed heâd just opened a fresh container of KerrSter. Thatâs a universal cleanser that we produce. One of our biggest sellers to the trade. Anyway, according to the postmortem, this man had died from breathing in cyanide, which is ridiculous, because cyanide doesnât go anywhere near the KerrSter process. Nobody at our place could work out how him dying could have had anything to do with the KerrSter,â he said defensively. âWe werenât looking forward to the inquest, Iâll be honest, but we didnât see how we could be held to blame.â
âAnd?â I prompted him.
Kerr shifted in his seat, moving his weight from one buttock to the other in a movement I hadnât seen since Dumbo . âI swear I never connected it with the note Iâd had. Itâd completely slipped my mind. And then this morning, this came.â His pudgy hand slid into his inside pocket again and emerged with a folded sheet of paper. He held it out towards me.
âHas anyone apart from you touched this?â I asked, not reaching for it.
He shook his head. âNo. It came to the house, just like the other one.â
âPut it down on the desk,â I said, raking in my bag for a pen and my Swiss Army knife. I took the eyebrow tweezers out of their compartment on the knife and gingerly unfolded the note. It was a sheet from a glue-top A4 pad, hole-punched, narrow feint and margin. Across it, in straggling newsprint letters Sellotaped down, I read, âBet you wish youâd done what you were told. Weâll be in touch. No cops. Weâre watching you.â The letters were a mixture of upper and lower case, and I recognized the familiar fonts of the Manchester Evening Chronicle . Well, that narrowed it down to a few million bodies.
I looked up and sighed. âOn the face of it, it looks like your correspondent carried out his threat. Why havenât you taken this to the police, Mr. Kerr? Murder and blackmail, thatâs what theyâre there for.â
Kerr looked uncomfortable. âI didnât think theyâd believe me,â he said awkwardly. âLook at it from their point of view. My companyâs products have been implicated in a major tampering scandal. A manâs dead. Can you imagine how much itâs going to cost me to get out from under the lawsuits that are going to be flying around? Thereâs nothing to show I didnât cobble this together myself to try and get off the hook. I bet mine are the only fingerprints on that note, and you can bet your bottom dollar that the police arenât going to waste their time hunting for industrial saboteurs they wonât even believe exist. Anyway, the note says âNo cops.â â
âSo you want me to find your saboteurs for you?â I asked resignedly.
âCan you?â Kerr asked eagerly.
I shrugged. âI can try.â
Before we could discuss it further, there was a knock at the door and our hostessâs head appeared. âSorry to interrupt, Trevor, but weâre about to distribute the treasure-hunt clues, and I know youâd hate to start at a disadvantage.â She didnât invite us to join in, I noticed. Clearly my suit didnât come up to scratch.
âBe right with you, Charmian,â Trevor said, hauling himself out of his chair. âMy office, half past eight tomorrow morning?â he asked.
I had a lot more questions for Trevor Kerr, but they could wait. âI thought you were worried about me coming to the office?â I reminded him.
He barely paused on his way out the door. âIâll tell my secretary