escape. But it was more important than that. The click of the closing door was like a warning sign, or a sound in a film that told you something bad or scary might be coming.
But nothing sudden happened.
The children under the table didnât move.
âPoor Ben,â said their mam.
âYouâd want to mind that poor lad,â said their granny.
Gloria saw her grannyâs feet move. She was standing up.
âWhat dâyou mean?â said their dad.
âDepression,â said Gloriaâs granny.
Gloria saw her grannyâs feet turn. Her slippers were two dogsâ heads, and the ears bounced on the floor. They were like a pair of mad twins.
Unaâs mother looked at Pat.
âThe black dog of depression has climbed onto that poor fellaâs back,â she said.
Pat and Una both nodded. They knew what she meant. Ben might be suffering from depression. They accepted it, even though it was horrible to hear and they both wanted to cry.
âIâll tell you,â said Unaâs mother. âThe whole city seems depressed. So many people you see out there look so unhappy.â
They nodded again. She was saying exactly what Pat and Una thought.
âBut anyway,â said Unaâs mother. âThatâs the way of it. Iâve lived through hard times before, but Iâve never known anything like this. Iâve seen the black dogâs bad work before, but Iâve never seen him take over the whole city. Iâd be worried about that lad, so I would.â
Raymond heard his granny put something on the tableâthe teapot.
âThereâs more tea for you,â she said.
âAre you not having a cup yourself?â said their mam.
âNo, no,â said their granny. âIâm off to bed. The politicians can tell their lies, but your bed will never let you down.â
Gloria watched her grannyâs dog slippers as they started to turn again. Gloria saw one heel step on a dogâs ear. She saw her granny trip. She heard her granny hit the table.
âOh God!â
âAre you all right?â said their mam.
Gloria saw their mam push back her chair and start to stand up. They were going to be caught. Their mam was going to see them.
âIâm grand,â said their granny. âBut I whacked my funny bone.â
They heard her groan.
âAnd it isnât funny at all,â she said.
âAre you sure youâre all right?â
âIâm grand, Iâm grand,â said Raymondâs granny. âBut it makes me think. The funny bone. Thatâs whatâs happening. The cityâs funny bone is gone. Thereâs no one laughing anymore.â
âYou might be right,â said Raymond and Gloriaâs dad.
âI think I am,â said their granny. âThereâs a thought. The black dog of depression stole Dublinâs funny bone.â
Raymond watched his grannyâs slippers continue the journey to the kitchen door.
âItâs desperate,â she said. âWhatâs happening to young Ben and all the others. And no one seems to be willing or able to do anything about it.â
She opened the kitchen door.
âAnyway,â she said. âIâm off to my little damp granny flat. Night-night.â
She walked out and didnât look back. So she didnât see Raymond and Gloria under the table. They heard her walk down the hall. They heard the front door opening, and closing.
Raymond watched his parentsâ legs and feet. He could tell: They were getting ready to stand up. There was a tiny hole in his dadâs sock. He was tempted to lean over and tickle his dadâs toe. He really wanted to. But he didnâtâhe resisted. Something told him his parents wouldnât have liked finding him and Gloria under the table. Not after what theyâd been talkingâmumblingâabout. It wasnât a game, not tonight.
Gloria was looking at her parentsâ