Ben.â
âThe Black Dogâs been on his back.â
âI didnât see him on Uncle Benâs back,â Gloria whispered. âDid you, Rayzer?â
âNo.â
It upset them. It was horrible. The Black Dog of Depression definitely wasnât a nice dog, and heâd been climbing onto their uncleâs back. They didnât know what the Black Dog did thenâlickedUncle Ben with his horrible tongue or whispered horrible things into Uncle Benâs ear. They didnât know. Theyâd only just heard about the Dog.
They both shivered.
âWe have to do something,â said Raymondâhe whispered.
âWhat?â
âGet the funny bone back from the Black Dog,â Raymond whispered.
âYeah,â Gloria agreedâshe whispered too. âItâll cheer up Uncle Ben and make him better again.â
âLetâs go.â
âHang on,â said Gloria. âWhatâs a funny bone?â
âItâs the bit of the body that makes you laugh,â said Raymond. âYou know the way the heart is where your blood goes and the lungs are where your air goes?â
âYeah.â
âWell,â Raymond whispered, âthe funny boneâs where the laughs are stored, before you use them.â
âAnd the Black Dog wants to rob Uncle Benâs funny bone?â
âNot sure,â said Raymond. âThink so.â
âSo Uncle Ben canât laugh.â
âYeah,â said Raymond. âOr even smileâwithout trying really hard.â
Gloria nodded. It all made sense. Sheâd seen her Uncle Ben trying to smile.
âAnd does Dublin have a funny bone as well?â she whispered.
âGranny said so,â said Raymond.
âAh, well, then,â said Gloria.
She trusted her granny, and it still made sense. No one in the city seemed to laugh anymore. No teachers, or any of the other adults she knew.
âLetâs go,â said Raymond.
âNow, like?â
âYeah.â
âOkay.â
Gloria ran to the back doorâit was the nearest way outâbut Raymond ran to the other door, the one their dad had closed a few minutes before.
Gloria was confused.
âWhere are we going, Rayzer?â she whispered.
âUpstairs, to get our clothes on.â
âOh yeah,â Gloria whispered. âI forgot.â
They were still in their jammies. Theyâd no shoes or socks on, or anything. She laughedâquietly.
âThereâs nothing wrong with my funny bone, Rayzer,â she whispered.
They crept out into the hall and went quietly back up the stairs. They crept into Raymondâs bedroom. They didnât turn on the light. The click of the switch would have been too loud. They took off their pajamas and put on proper clothes. They didnât sit on the bed, so the bedsprings wouldnât creak or squeal. They crept back out to the landing. They went back down the stairs, very carefully over the loose nail in the second-to-last step. They shut the kitchen door again, carefully, quietly.
They sat on the floor and put on their shoes.
âWill we bring our coats?â
âI hate my coat.â
âMe too.â
Raymond was unlocking the back door, about to step into the night.
The door was open now. The new cold air was all around them.
âWhere are we going, Rayzer?â Gloria asked.
âDonât know,â said Raymond.
He gulpedâit was dark out there.
He took a big breath.
âBut we have to find the Black Dog,â he said. âAnd heâs not in here. So come on.â
They ran out into the back garden. The security light fromOâLearyâs house next door went on, with a click and a blast of white light.
âOh my God!â
âCome on!â
Raymond led the way to the side of the house. It was cold, and there was a smell of old trash bin. OâLearyâs security light clicked off.
Raymond stopped.
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