âDude, I just gave you sixty bucks. Whereâs my change?â
For just a second, there was annoyance and disbelief on the old manâs face. But then it was like something passed through his field of vision: his eyes momentarily lost focus and his pupils got all big. He shook his head once, sharply, like heâd just dozed off, and then opened the cash register. He handed me ten bucks.
âMy mistake,â he muttered, rubbing the back of his head. âThank you for your patronage, son. Be careful out there.â
I managed to play it cool until we were outside the store. Then I turned to Cass, wide-eyed and grinning. âDude, I canât believe you can do that! Itâs amazing!â
âDude,â she repeated, deadpan, her hand dropping away from her face. Sheâd been pinching the bridge of her nose. âYeah. I guess itâs pretty cool.â
âDid it actually work?â Amanda asked. Sheâd gotten out of the car and was peering at a bulletin board posted outside the trading post.
I pushed my cowboy hat down on my head and tipped the brim toward her. âWhat does it look like?â
âLike maybe I should be in charge of making our shopping list, so we end up with more than goofy hats and bongs.â
âIt was just a test run! Now that we know the psychic credit cardâno offense, Cassâis working, we can get serious about our supplies.â I paused. âWhat do you even pack for breaking into a government quarantine zone?â
âIâve got some ideas,â Amanda replied. She started back toward the car, but first jerked her thumb at the bulletin board. âMaybe that explains why this place is so creepy.â
I took a closer look at the board. It was absolutely covered with MISSING notices. Almost all of them were teenagers and almost all of their disappearances had taken place within the last six months. But the one thing every flier had in common? Every missing face was last seen somewhere in Iowa.
âHow is this not national news?â I exclaimed, glancing over at Cass. âYou NCD people must have hella good PR dudes.â
Cass didnât look all that interested in the bulletin board. She still lingered on the sidewalk in front of the shop, a distant look on her whiter-than-usual face. I thought about how sheâd fainted after using her psychic hoodoo back in Illinois and worried she might be about to pass out or something. As soon as I took a step toward her, she snapped out of it.
âEverything okay?â
âYeah,â she replied, keeping her voice quiet, probably so Amanda wouldnât overhear. âIâd just never done that before.â
I squinted at her. âWhatâre you talking about? Iâve known you for like three days and Iâve already seen you straight knock people out with brainpower.â
âNo, what I meanâIâve never done it like that before. For personal gain, you know? Breaking the law.â
âAh,â I replied sagely, catching on. âWith great power comes great responsibility.â
âSpider-Man. I know that one,â Cass said, smiling a little.
âSo,â I started tentatively, turning the pipe over in my hands, a symbol of our ill-gotten telepathic gains. âIs this going to be weird for you? Because we can just steal shit the old-fashioned way. You donât have to help if this, like, violates the psychic code or something. I get it.â
âThereâs no code,â Cass replied, staring down at her feet. âItâs nothing like that. I justââ She sighed and looked up at me. âI kinda liked it, okay? Does that make me a bad person?â
I tried not to laugh. This girl had messed with just one old manâs brain and was now asking meâa guy whoâd literally messed, as in, smeared on my face, more than a couple brainsâmy thoughts on morality.
âIâm probably not the
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