Ubik

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Authors: Philip K. Dick
Tags: Fiction
we wouldn’t be in this line of business.” He held out his hand as G.G. got grumpily to his feet. “And leave me a couple of nickels. So she and I can get out of here.”
    “I have change,” Pat murmured. “In my purse.”
    “You can measure the force she creates,” G.G. said, “by the loss within my field. I’ve seen you do it that way a hundred times.”
    Joe said, briefly, “This is different.”
    “I don’t have any more nickels,” G.G. said. “I can’t get out.”
    Glancing at Joe, then at G.G., Pat said, “Have one of mine.” She tossed G.G. a coin, which he caught, an expression of bewilderment on his face. The bewilderment then, by degrees, changed to aggrieved sullenness.
    “You sure shot me down,” he said as he deposited the nickel in the door’s slot. “Both of you,” he muttered as the door closed after him. “I discovered her. This is really a cutthroat business, when—” His voice faded out as the door clamped shut. There was, then, silence.
    Presently Pat said, “When his enthusiasm goes, there isn’t much left of him.”
    “He’s okay,” Joe said; he felt a usual feeling: guilt. But not very much. “Anyhow he did his part. Now—”
    “Now it’s your turn,” Pat said. “So to speak. May I take off my boots?”
    “Sure,” he said. He began to set up his test equipment, checking the drums, the power supply; he started trial motions of each needle, releasing specific surges and recording their effect.
    “A shower?” she asked as she set her boots neatly out of the way.
    “A quarter,” he murmured. “It costs a quarter.” He glanced up at her and saw that she had begun unbuttoning her blouse. “I don’t have a quarter,” he said.
    “At the kibbutz,” Pat said, “everything is free.”
    “Free!” He stared at her. “That’s not economically feasible. How can it operate on that basis? For more than a month?”
    She continued unperturbedly unbuttoning her blouse. “Our salaries are paid in and we’re credited with having done our job. The aggregate of our earnings underwrites the kibbutz as a whole. Actually, the Topeka Kibbutz has shown a profit for several years; we, as a group, are putting in more than we’re taking out.” Having unbuttoned her blouse, she laid it over the back of her chair. Under the blue, coarse blouse she wore nothing, and he perceived her breasts: hard and high, held well by the accurate muscles of her shoulders.
    “Are you sure you want to do that?” he said. “Take off your clothes, I mean?”
    Pat said, “You don’t remember.”
    “Remember what?”
    “My not taking off my clothes. In another present. You didn’t like that very well, so I eradicated that; hence this.” She stood up lithely.
    “What did I do,” he asked cautiously, “when you didn’t take off your clothes? Refuse to test you?”
    “You mumbled something about Mr. Ashwood having overrated my anti-talent.”
    Joe said, “I don’t work that way; I don’t do that.”
    “Here.” Bending, her breasts wagging forward, she rummaged in the pocket of her blouse, brought forth a folded sheet of paper which she handed him. “From the previous present, the one I abolished.”
    He read it, read his one-line evaluation at the end. “Antipsi field generated—inadequate. Below standard throughout. No value against precog ratings now in existence.” And then the codemark which he employed, a circle with a stroke dividing it.
Do not hire
, the symbol meant. And only he and Glen Runciter knew that. Not even their scouts knew the meaning of the symbol, so Ashwood could not have told her. Silently he returned the paper to her; she refolded it and returned it to her blouse pocket.
    “Do you need to test me?” she asked. “After seeing that?”
    “I have a regular procedure,” Joe said. “Six indices which—”
    Pat said, “You’re a little, debt-stricken, ineffective bureaucrat who can’t even scrape together enough coins to pay his door to let him out of

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