the cabin that night and leave first thing in the morning.
Smith stood and walked out, not even waiting for me. I had to scurry to catch up with him.
Smith Fucking Wittingham, Asshole Novelist, kept up the brisk pace all the way back to the cabin. The sun was setting, and the last half mile was difficult to traverse in the dark. I kept stumbling, but refused to take his hand when offered.
“Fine, be that way,” he said with a chuckle.
Those were the only words exchanged the whole walk.
Back in the cabin, he put on water for tea and made himself comfortable on one of the three ample sofas in front of the large television. He started watching a new James Bond movie, and I was interested in watching the film, but couldn't bear sitting in the same room as Smith.
I went to my room, turned on my small television, and watched the cooking channel as I fumed.
In the morning, my rage had dissipated to a dull ache, like the lingering emotional hangover of a bad dream.
I accepted what I'd known subconsciously the night before: I would not forfeit my pay for the work I'd already done, not by leaving now.
I would stay the full two weeks and collect my pay. I would type the words, I would kill him with kindness, and I would not allow any further access to my body.
The day was gorgeous and sunny, just like the previous day. The air was moist, as though it had rained overnight. It was a fresh, new day, just waiting to be ruined.
Smith sat outside on the veranda, at a table set up with a generous breakfast for two, including the thick slices of ham I'd smelled as I was taking my shower.
I sat on the Adirondack chair adjacent to Smith and gave him my most sugary smile. “This is lovely,” I said through clenched teeth. “With all this wonderful food, we'll have a very productive day.”
He raised one eyebrow. “Decided the money was too good to pass up, did you?”
I poured a cup of tea from the teapot. “Whatever do you mean?”
“Just surprised you're still around.”
“Someone has to type your novel. Apparently, you're deficient in some way and cannot type it yourself.”
He laughed. “Deficient! That's a good one, Sheri.”
“Tori. My name is Tori.”
“Whatever.” He scratched his neck and gazed out at the small, tidy lawn and the trees beyond. He hadn't shaved since the first day, and the blond stubble gave him a disheveled, surly look.
He said, “You know what I'd really like? A Border Collie. They're smart and tenacious.”
“Do you have any pets back home?”
“I have no home.” He scratched his neck again. “I'd like a nice little bitch who comes when I call her.”
I nearly choked on the tea I was sipping. I set down the cup and filled my plate with scrambled eggs and toast, not commenting.
He continued, “A nice, submissive bitch. She'd roll on her back and show me her tummy like a good girl.”
“Sounds about your speed,” I said. “It would make you feel like such a big man to be around someone you're smarter than.”
“Maybe I'll get two, in that case.”
You're an asshole was what I wanted to say but didn't. I crossed my legs, surprised by the feeling that was happening between my legs. I was actually getting turned on by arguing with Smith, imagining the tickle of his stubbly chin on my body, his face between my legs. Why did he have to be so infuriating and also so sexy?
He continued, “If I had a Border Collie, I'd treat her like a princess. I'd brush her long hair and stroke her all over. I'd kiss her on the nose and get her to sit on my lap, even though she'd be much too big for a lap dog.”
I recrossed my legs and crunched on my cold toast.
He kept talking about his imaginary Border Collie, and how much he'd love looking down at her on the ground as she gazed up at him with absolute adoration in her eyes.
After breakfast, we went upstairs to the office. The levers on the chair no longer amused me, and I couldn't get the settings quite right. The story was