living room couch without changing his clothes.
At 9:23 a.m.âMichael checked his watch twice since he felt it was way too early to get upâhe heard Karen fiddle with her spare key in the front lock, which had a slight imperfection. âHold on a sec!â he called out groggily and got up to open the door for her.
Itâs only when Karenâs eyes moved over him disapprovingly that he realized he was still wearing the previous dayâs outfit. âI was wasted last night,â he said by way of explanation.
âYou mean this morning? Did you enjoy the stripper?â Karen inquired matter-of-factly, but her lips pursed into a tense smile.
âShe was alright,â Michael shrugged, knowing better than to elaborate.
âWas she pretty?â In spite of her best efforts to be cool about it, Karen felt a knot of jealousy constricting her throat.
Michaelâs policy had always been to mix a grain of truth with the lies, so that she couldnât tell the difference. But this time he saw no harm in answering Karenâs question quite honestly: âActually, as far as strippers go, she wasnât too shabby,â he replied as he stepped into the bathroom, leaving the door slightly ajar.
Karen heard a light tinkle, followed by a vigorous flush. He canât even close the door like a civilized human being! she muttered to herself. Although she realized that bachelor parties were a culturally accepted institution, she had little patience with this sleazy ritual right before a man enters into a so-called monogamous marriage. What kind of training for monogamy was that anyway? To distract herself from her mounting indignation, Karen began cleaning Michaelâs apartment. She collected the socks and shirts scattered on the floor and lined up his shoes neat and parallel by the front door. âWeâre still on the same wavelength about the justice of the peace thing, right?â she double-checked. She certainly didnât want Michael having another bachelor party with his buddies, all of whom she considered big-time losers and hard-core womanizers. If not having her fiancé fool around with strippers before their wedding day implied foregoing the fairytale wedding she had dreamed about ever since she began collecting Bride Magazine at the age of twelve, then so be it.
âSure thing!â Michael called out from the bathroom. âWhy? Are you having second thoughts about it?â Karen didnât reply, so he began to wonder if she had gotten it into her head to have the big wedding she originally wanted. He had worked hard to persuade his fiancée that an elaborate reception would be expensive. Worse yet, it would require spending time with each otherâs families, something both of them preferred to avoid. âWe wouldnât have much time to plan the wedding anyway,â he said, washing his hands.
When Michael stepped out of the bathroom, Karen had a strange look upon her face. She looks like a deer trapped in front of the headlights, he thought, noticing her frozen expression. âWhat the hell happened? Did you decide you want a huge wedding after all?â he asked with a chuckle, prepared to fight her tooth and nail.
Karen shook her head.
âDid your mother try to convince you that youâre missing out? You want to have a Catholic ceremony or something?â Michael pursued. What was it with women and big weddings anyways?
âThereâs not going to be any wedding,â Karen announced quietly, barely moving her lips.
Although evidently his fiancée wasnât too thrilled about their minimalist wedding, Michael relaxed. At least his desires hadâfor onceâtriumphed over her motherâs. He approached Karen to embrace her with gratitude, perhaps even a little more, if he felt so inspired.
âPlease donât come near me,â she said, extending her arm out like a stop sign.
âWhy are you so upset?â he