beach, or the seals, or the shells, or even the sea glass Iâd slipped into my jeans pocket. Instead she asked me about my book, my friends at home, who I was hanging out with in Benchley.
I thought it was a little odd but not creepy. Even so, I tried to keep away from her as much as I could. There werenât a whole lot of other people on the beach, so the ones who showed up every day, like Yazmin, were hard to avoid.
It was an okay summer, really. But I was lonely, and also a teeny bit bored.
Although three major things happened. The first was that Aunt Shelby took me bra shopping. Or to be precise: She tricked me into going, since she knew exactly how I felt on that subject.
One Sunday morning in early August she announcedthat she âneeded blueberry pancakesâânot any kind, but the specific ones they made at the Hummingbird Café two towns over, in Wheatly. And she insisted I needed some too, even though Iâd already had waffles for breakfast.
We drove there in the pickup truck. Just as we were pulling into the small parking lot behind the Hummingbird Café, a woman with a small gray dog came running over to us, waving. Her hair was puffy in an eighties sort of way, and she wore a leopard-print top with a too-deep V-neck.
âPerfect timing,â she told Aunt Shelby. âI was just taking Mothball out to do his business.â
âNo rush. This is Lia.â Aunt Shelby turned to me, smiling. âLia, this is Winnie, my friend who owns the bra store.â
âI sell intimates, not just bras,â Winnie corrected her. âPanties, shapewear, slips, camis, hosieryââ
A truck roared by, and now she was shouting.
ââand Iâm having my big August sale now, so everything is forty percent off. So thatâs perfect timing too!â
She was beaming at me. So was Aunt Shelby.
I stared at them both.
âWait,â I said. âI thoughtââ
âAnd afterward we can go have pancakes.â Aunt Shelby patted my knee. âWinnie isnât usually open on Sundays. Sheâs doing it as a special favor. Isnât that sweet of her?â
I refused to answer.
We waited for Mothball to finish his âbusiness,â and then Winnie led us around the corner to her store. I was furious at my aunt for tricking me like this, but at least weâd be the only customers, I told myself. At least my humiliation would be semiprivate.
âAll right, then, chickpea,â Winnie said, waving me over to a three-way mirror. âDonât look so scared. I donât bite. Tape measure time!â
âCan I please use the bathroom first?â I begged.
âSixty seconds,â Aunt Shelby replied, pointing to her watch. âHurry.â
I donât know how long I was in there, but I took longer than sixty seconds, on purpose. When I came out, I could hear Shelby saying the words âcell phoneâ and âimbecile.â As soon as they noticed me, they flashed big fake grins.
âAnd here she is, Princess Lia,â Winnie exclaimed.
âYou mean Leia, if thatâs a Star Wars reference,â I muttered.
âOh? Itâs spelled different?â Before I could answer, Winnie wound the tape measure around my chest. âBecause Iâm hopeless at spelling. Fortunately, in my line of work, I need just a fewâstand still, chickpeaâletters: A , B , C , D . Although one day last month a new customer walked in, and I swear, Shel, she was a size G. I had to place an extra-special order.â Winnie scribbled something on aPost-it. âYouâre like a skinny little bird, arenât you, Lia?â
âShe eats like a horse,â Aunt Shelby said, as if I werenât standing right there.
âAnd I do eat like a bird, and just look at me!â Winnie giggled. âWhy donât you take the fitting room, Lia, and get yourself undressed. Iâll be just a mo.â
âMo?â I said