waxy, smiling Dwight Eisenhower, done in Madame Tussaud style, except he was naked and had a corncob for a penis. There was Genghis Khan brandishing an egg roll, and a sausage Rommel with sauerkraut hair.
âWell?â Katz was looking at him closely.
âIâm not sure I understand it.â
âWhatâs to understand? This is going to be the best show weâve ever had.â Katz downed half his armagnac and leaned forward conspiratorially. âGuess what weâre calling it?â
âAn Army Marches on Its Belly.â
Katz blinked and sat back. âI donât get it.â He waved his hand in the air, as though knocking Rehvâs words to the side. âWeâre calling it âHungry Warriors.â Sheila came up with that.â He gazed happily at Genghis Khan. âWeâre going to get a lot of publicity. I know it.â
âWho is that?â Rehv asked, pointing.
âGordon. Falling at Khartoum.â Gordon was made of crumpets with wounds of jam.
Rehv sipped at the armagnac. He waited for Katz to leave. Katz took the bottle and poured himself another glass. âA lot of publicity,â he repeated dreamily. They sat in silence. After a while Katz turned to him and opened his mouth as if to speak; but he changed his mind and said nothing, although his mouth remained open for a few moments.
âWho is the artist?â Rehv said, to say something.
It was the kind of opening Katz had been waiting for. âYou met her tonight, Isaac. She wanted to know about your Arabic studies. You gave her the cold shoulder.â
Rehv stood up. âIâm really very tired.â
âPlease, Isaac. Iâm worried about you.â He corrected himself. âSheila and I are worried about you. You look very, very depressed. Now, if itâs coming home tired and finding this party going on, Iâm sorry, but youâve got to realize this is a business. A growing business.â
âItâs nothing like that.â He sat down.
âWhat then? Youâre still taking those pills I gave you, I hope.â
âYes.â
âIf you run out, just say the word. Iâll get another prescription. Itâs a matter of picking up the phone.â
âThank you.â
Katz set his glass on the floor, then slowly, almost ceremoniously extended his pink hand and placed it gently on Rehvâs knee. âIsaac, I donât want you to take offense, but in the long run those pills are not the answer.â
âWhat is the answer, Quentin?â He wanted Katz to remove his hand, but he seemed in no hurry to do so. It rested on his knee like a little lobster claw, one more piece of edible sculpture.
âItâs obvious,â Katz answered. âYou just have to face it, thatâs all. What you have to do is start building a new life. Step one: Find a real job. Youâre a trained professor, for Christâs sake. Anything to do with the Arabs is booming these days. Start sending out resumes. Make a few phone calls. Youâre not a waiter.â
âThe restaurantâs all right,â Rehv said. As he spoke, he felt a sudden and strong desire to tell Katz what had happened. Perhaps it was the armagnac. Or guilt. âThere was a shooting there tonight.â
âOh?â
âA boy shot at some Palestinians.â
Katz took his hand from Rehvâs knee. âWhat kind of boy?â
A dead boy, Rhev thought. âWhat do you mean?â he asked.
âWhat nationality, thatâs what I mean,â Katz said with annoyance. âDo I have to spell it out?â
âIsraeli, I suppose.â
âGoddamn it.â One pink hand made a fist. The other wrapped around it and squeezed hard. âWas anyone hurt?â
âThe boy died.â
âStop calling him a boy. Boys donât shoot guns at people. Anyone else?â
âManolo.â
âWhoâs Manolo?â
âHe was the