signed for by the chief scientist. That way theyâd send me to the lab where I could sabotage the systems.â
âAnd the plans?â Harry asked. âTheyâd search you on the way out.â
âPut them in an envelope addressed to myself and left it in the letter tray to be sent out.â
There was a long silence. Then Beth said:âThatâs brilliant!â and Sam laughed and clapped.
Everyone else agreed, except Chloe who told them that the HAT assessors must have muddled up the papers and got Alfieâs confused with hers.
âI still think my plan would have worked too,â Jack muttered.
âIt must have taken you all evening,â Miss Jones said as she tried to settle Class 3D down again.
âNot really,â Alfie said. âI still had time to find out where the missing satellite landed.â
Mr Trenchard regarded Alfie through his spectacles. For once he didnât seem to need reminding of what was going on.
âAlfie,â he said. âSettled in OK, I hope?â
âYes, thank you, sir.â
âExcellent. Wouldnât want any complaints getting back toâ¦â Mr Trenchard leaned meaningfully across the table. âYou-Know-Who,â he whispered.
âNo, I donât, actually,â Alfie said.
But Mr Trenchard ignored this. âNow, Miss Smithâor is it Jones? Well, whoever it was has told me you know where this satellite thingy is.â
âThatâs right. You see, my dad was talking to Mr Rogers in Willow Lane, and he said that Mrs Sykes had heard from the Oyanbanji boys that Mrs Green in the shop said old Mr Phillips got a dreadful fright the other night when something fell out of the sky.â
Alfie had said all this in a rush and he didnât expect Mr Trenchard to follow, but tohis surprise the Head Teacher nodded. âAnd did this Willow Lane character say what it was that fell from the sky?â
âEr, well,â Alfie explained, âDad spoke to old Mr Phillips and he said that yes heâd had a fright because a shooting star almost fell on him, and his dog ran off, and talking to Edward Hogsmouth he thoughtâ
Mr Hogsmouth, not the dogâthat it landed somewhere in Mrs Prendergastâs back garden.â
âI see.â Mr Trenchard took off his glasses and polished them furiously on a grubby handkerchief. âYour dadâs got quite a network of informers.â
âTheyâre just people who live nearby.â
Mr Trenchard winked. âCourse they are. So we reckon this satellite is in Mrs Prendergastâs garden?â
âYes,â said Alfie.
âThank goodness no one knows about it.â
âApart from old Mr Phillips,â said Alfie.
âWell, yes, obviously.â
âAnd Mrs Hogsmouth,â Alfie added. âOh and Mrs Green and the Oyanbanji boys andMr Rogers and Mrs Sykes. And Dad of course. And the dog.â
âAnd this Willow fellow. But thank goodness no one else knows itâs in this ladyâs garden. Where is the garden, by the way?â
âItâs the one where the men in black overalls and dark glasses hide to keep watch on the school,â said Alfie.
Mr Trenchard leaped to his feet. âSpies? Keeping watch on the school? They must be SPUD agents!â
âI donât know. Mrs Prendergast takes them cups of tea.â
Mr Trenchard sniffed. âConsorting with theenemy,â he said darkly. Then he looked up suddenly. âWait a minute. These SPUD agentsâhow often do they watch the school?â
âEvery morning,â said Alfie. âThey use binoculars.â
âThen maybe they have the satellite already. Itâs right under their noses.â
Alfie shook his head. âI donât think so. They were still hiding and drinking tea this morning. One of them had a rich tea finger.â
The Head Teacher nodded and steepled his fingers. âExcellent. Now then, Alfie, whatâs