your plan for recovering the satellite?â
Alfie was surprised. â My plan?â
âYou found the satellite, you know all about the SPUD agents and this collaboratorwoman, your homework was pretty good. You must have a plan. Iâm turning this mission over to Class 3D at once.â
There were cheers when Alfie told the class what had happened. Even Chloe looked pleased at the news. They decided to spend their morning break drawing up their plans.
âThe first thing we must do,â Beth said, âis use my detector to find exactly where the satellite is.â
âItâs quite a big back garden,â Alfie agreed.
âMaybe the SPUD agents have already found it,â Chloe said.
âHave they?â Alice asked Alfie.
He shook his head. âI donât think so. They were still hiding and drinking tea this morning.â
âDoesnât sound like they know where to look then,â Sam said.
âOr they were on a break,â Chloe said.
âEither way,â Jack said, âwe need to stop them finding the satellite before we can get to it.â
âWe should take them out,â Harry decided.
âWhere to?â Alfie asked. âMaybe a tea shop? With biscuits?â
âNo,â Sam said, âHarry means shoot them.â
âIs that a good idea?â Alice asked. âIt might attract attention.â
âI can make silencers for Samâs built-inmachine guns,â Beth offered.
âBut I was going to use the grenade launcher in the seat back and the rockets from between the wheels,â Sam said.
âWhat do you think, Alfie?â Alice asked.
âYes, come on Mr Clever Clogs,â Chloe said.
âI think,â Alfie said slowly, âthat we need to get them out of Mrs Prendagastâs garden. The best way to do that is to convince them that the satellite is really somewhere else.â
âTerrific!â Jack exclaimed. âWe stage a crash landing. Get another satellite to comedown somewhere else and make sure they see it. We can hide nearby and make satellite-crashing noises in case they miss it.â He demonstrated: âNeeeeeaaaaaooooow wwwwwâbooomph!â
âOr,â said Alfie, âwe could just dig a big hole and pretend weâve already found it.â
Chapter 9
By the end of the afternoon the older children from Upper School had dug a pit at the side of the playground well away from Mrs Prendergastâs garden. The spot had been carefully chosen by Sir Waverly Compass. Since the Major had been taken off the digging party the sides of the pit hadnât collapsed and buried anyone at all.
Sergeant Custer was on guard, making as much noise as he could to make sure theSPUD agents would realise there was something âgoing onâ. He marched up and down, shouting, âWho goes there?â and âCanât tell you, itâs a secret but itâs absolutely nothing at all whatsoever to do with any special satellites that might have crashed in this area recently, oh dear me no.â Which was completely true.
To make the illusion as complete as possible, the Chaplain was organising a PE lesson with Class 11F on one side of the pitâa fairly routine session with skipping ropes, hoops, footballs and a savage Siberian tiger.
On the other side of the pit, Miss Fortune was teaching what was left of 10A. There had been nine children in her group when she started but they were now down to only three, who all looked rather nervous.
The men in black uniforms and dark glasses had been spotted hiding in the bushes at the edge of the playground. They watched closely, ready to move in as soon as they saw anything that looked like a secret satelliteâ¦
In their classroom, Class 3D had a picture of Mrs Prendergastâs back garden projected onto the white board. It had been taken with a digital camera from a radio-controlled model plane that Beth had adapted to fly over the