like nothing had happened. She was good at this. She didnât need me to fix things up.
Nina shook her head. âHe says I should ask him. But then I think heâll say no, just for a joke.â
He had asked me , in one of the notes Iâd gotten. And Carlos, BeeBeeâs boyfriend, had asked me too. Ardisâs boyfriend, Russ, hadnâtâunless heâd written one of the anonymous notes.
What would Nina and BeeBee do if they knew? Would they have to like me anyway?
âWho are you going with, Wilma?â BeeBee asked.
âI donât know yet.â
âThat means nobody asked,â Nina said.
Boy, was she wrong. I could have said so, but I wanted the subject to dry up and go away.
âThey will,â Ardis said loyally.
âI heard they already did,â BeeBee said. âSuzanne Russo told me twenty-five boys asked her on Tuesday.â
âReally?â Ardis asked. âTwenty-five?â
âUh-huh.â Forty actually. âA lot of them were anonymous,â I added.
âYou should go with himâAnonymous,â Nina said. âHe probably dances betterââ
âTwenty-five!â Ardis said. âCongratulations!â
BeeBee said, âIf twenty-five boys asked me, Iâd put it on a T-shirt. I wouldnât letââ
âWho were they?â Nina asked.
âShe probably canât remember all of them,â Ardis said.
âTry,â Nina said.
She was worried about Liam. I named some boys who didnât have girlfriends.
âWho else?â Nina said.
âOvideo, Benjy . . .â
âCan you imagine kissing Benjy?â BeeBee said. âYour whole face would be wet.â
I thought he was kind of cute, actually, like a bulldog is cute in a slobbery way.
âWho else?â Nina repeated.
âUm, Will . . .â
âWill and Wilma,â BeeBee said. âThat works. Heâs cuteââ
âShut up, BeeBee,â Nina said. âWho else?â
âIâm running out of memory. Daniel . . . Ricky Greiner . . .â
Nina prompted. âLiam? Carlos? Russ?â
âNo,â I lied. âNone of them.â
âThey could be Anonymous,â Nina said.
âCarlos wouldnât do that,â BeeBee said. âHeâs too faithful.â
No, he wasnât.
BeeBee said, âYou want to hang out with Benjy the Slobberer? Or maybe with Furry Eyebrow?â
That was Jared. Theyâd think I was nuts for doing anything with him, but telling them would at least change the subject. âActually, Iâm going to the zoo with Jared on Sunday.â
âOh,â BeeBee said.
âDo you like him?â Ardis asked.
No, but I didnât dislike him either. âI donât know. He doesnât drool or anything.â
âNot drooling is the perfect recipe for romance,â Nina said. âPoints off for lousy taste.â
Who was she to grade everybody? BeeBee was fun, and Ardis was so poised and nice. But I wasnât sure about Nina. I wanted to like her, maybe just because she looked likable. She was almost as tall as Ardis, with a little puppy fat. Her cheeks were round, her forehead was broad, and her smile was wide. She looked friendlyâtill she said something.
âDo you like people?â I asked her.
âSheâs nastiest to her friends,â BeeBee said.
âWhen Reggie wants you to like him,â I said, âhe wags his tail and licks you.â
âI prefer Ninaâs way,â Ardis muttered.
âHey, girls!â Mrs. Molzenâs voice erupted from the vestibule below. âHere comes the fuzz.â Her head rose out of the stairwell. âLights out in fifteen minutes.â
âMom . . .â
âI know thereâs no school tomorrow, and I know a sleepover is no fun if you canât stay up late. But it is late. So I want those lights out.â She left.
Ardis,