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Authors: Jason Keeler
leave it all behind them for a new life of monogamous bliss? Sure there are. Are there also show girls whose selfish nature and limited sense of commitment drive them to hit it with anyone possessing a heartbeat and a penis after a couple of glasses of cheap chardonnay? Yes, of course there are. I wouldn’t go betting the farm on you meeting one of them and being the guy though.
What about the freak shows? Well, that all depends on you doesn’t it? Do you like midgets and tremendously fat girls? Oddly, most of the “freak” features tend to be married and bring their husbands along to the show in the role of handler/protector. I suppose it takes all kinds to make the world go round. I would suggest to you that if that if people with unusual physical characteristics, like being a dwarf, are your thing, there are probably better, saner places to meet them than a strip joint. Plus, midgets drink a lot. I mean a lot. Like more than you can imagine. Things can get ugly quick when you are dealing with a drunken midget in a thong.
That just leaves the “Celebrity” feature. At least here you often have a point of reference. All you have to do is go back and watch reruns of the inane reality show that she was on at one point in her life and see if the person you see there is genuinely someone you’d like to have a truly rewarding and intimate relationship with. Can you imagine holding her hair out of the way while she vomits up tequila for the third time in the past twenty-four hours, facing off with her ex-boyfriend in the parking lot of a bar or picking her up from jail again ?
Think all that over carefully before deciding whether or not it would be worthwhile to get involved. Then, regardless of whatever it was you decided there, stay far, far away and let them be some other moron’s problem.
The bottom line here is that you should not categorize Feature Entertainers as being people you are seeking relationships with. There are just too many factors working against you for it to be worth the time. The only real exception I will make to this is in the event that you are dating a stripper who is staying in the business, and at some point decides to move into Showgirl featuring.
This brings us to the House Dancers who are the real meat-and-potatoes of any strip joint. These are the girls that you will see any time you go into the club. They are the girls you are most likely to have the opportunity to form relationships with since they will be the dancers most available and accessible to you on an ongoing basis. We’ll take a closer look at house dancers in the next chapter.
Chapter 3. If It Doesn't Make Money, It Doesn't Make Sense
Strippers are people, too. Naked people, who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later, behind a curtain in the VIP room.
- A LEXANDER H AMILTON: F OUNDING F ATHER, S ECRETARY OF THE T REASURY IN W ASHINGTON’S C ABINET; DIED AFTER A DUEL WITH A POLITICAL RIVAL UPON WHOM HE HAD TALKED MAD SHIT DURING THE 1800 ELECTIONS; THUS PROVING THAT OUR NATION WAS BUILT BY SOME BADASS MOTHERFUCKERS.
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As I have said previously, house dancers are where the rubber meets the road in strip clubs. They are what you are thinking of when the word stripper comes to mind. These are the girls that I assume you are trying to date if you are reading this, so they are the ones you should come to know best. House dancers come in just about as many shapes and sizes as you can imagine. I have seen the most startlingly beautiful women grace the stages of various gentlemen's clubs , only to be then followed in quick succession by women who have no business leaving their house, let alone getting naked in public.
The temperament of the average club entertainer runs the full gamut as well, from aggressive, bipolar nightmares to meek, trusting damsels in distress. Trying to outline who or what defines a stripper is nearly impossible. Instead, let me give you
What about the freak shows? Well, that all depends on you doesn’t it? Do you like midgets and tremendously fat girls? Oddly, most of the “freak” features tend to be married and bring their husbands along to the show in the role of handler/protector. I suppose it takes all kinds to make the world go round. I would suggest to you that if that if people with unusual physical characteristics, like being a dwarf, are your thing, there are probably better, saner places to meet them than a strip joint. Plus, midgets drink a lot. I mean a lot. Like more than you can imagine. Things can get ugly quick when you are dealing with a drunken midget in a thong.
That just leaves the “Celebrity” feature. At least here you often have a point of reference. All you have to do is go back and watch reruns of the inane reality show that she was on at one point in her life and see if the person you see there is genuinely someone you’d like to have a truly rewarding and intimate relationship with. Can you imagine holding her hair out of the way while she vomits up tequila for the third time in the past twenty-four hours, facing off with her ex-boyfriend in the parking lot of a bar or picking her up from jail again ?
Think all that over carefully before deciding whether or not it would be worthwhile to get involved. Then, regardless of whatever it was you decided there, stay far, far away and let them be some other moron’s problem.
The bottom line here is that you should not categorize Feature Entertainers as being people you are seeking relationships with. There are just too many factors working against you for it to be worth the time. The only real exception I will make to this is in the event that you are dating a stripper who is staying in the business, and at some point decides to move into Showgirl featuring.
This brings us to the House Dancers who are the real meat-and-potatoes of any strip joint. These are the girls that you will see any time you go into the club. They are the girls you are most likely to have the opportunity to form relationships with since they will be the dancers most available and accessible to you on an ongoing basis. We’ll take a closer look at house dancers in the next chapter.
Chapter 3. If It Doesn't Make Money, It Doesn't Make Sense
Strippers are people, too. Naked people, who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later, behind a curtain in the VIP room.
- A LEXANDER H AMILTON: F OUNDING F ATHER, S ECRETARY OF THE T REASURY IN W ASHINGTON’S C ABINET; DIED AFTER A DUEL WITH A POLITICAL RIVAL UPON WHOM HE HAD TALKED MAD SHIT DURING THE 1800 ELECTIONS; THUS PROVING THAT OUR NATION WAS BUILT BY SOME BADASS MOTHERFUCKERS.
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As I have said previously, house dancers are where the rubber meets the road in strip clubs. They are what you are thinking of when the word stripper comes to mind. These are the girls that I assume you are trying to date if you are reading this, so they are the ones you should come to know best. House dancers come in just about as many shapes and sizes as you can imagine. I have seen the most startlingly beautiful women grace the stages of various gentlemen's clubs , only to be then followed in quick succession by women who have no business leaving their house, let alone getting naked in public.
The temperament of the average club entertainer runs the full gamut as well, from aggressive, bipolar nightmares to meek, trusting damsels in distress. Trying to outline who or what defines a stripper is nearly impossible. Instead, let me give you
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