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SHOWGIRLS
    Showgirls, on the other hand, are dancers who normally have spent some considerable time dancing in clubs as house girls and have little or no experience in the porn industry. These are typically strippers who want to make a career out of exotic dancing but know that their productive time in clubs is somewhat limited. For them, featuring is like career progression, offering financial rewards and recognition not available to girls that never leave the club environment.
     
    Showgirl features tend to emphasize elaborate costumes, onstage props, some degree of dance choreography (and expertise to back it up) special effects, unique skills and customer interaction games. Most of them spend considerable time working the contest circuit , using their victories as a means for establishing marketable credits that will make them attractive hires for club owners.

FREAK SHOWS
    Freak Shows commonly involve midgets, but there are also “fat lady” freak shows, as well as girls with freakishly large breasts and shows featuring twin sisters. There are a few performers out there that do a sort of onstage dominatrix  gig, and I suppose those would count as freak shows too. Despite what you might think, or perhaps confirming your worst fears, freak shows  tend to be the most popular kind of feature event booked these days. I personally oversaw several of them and even put together a “fat lady versus midget” event at one point. It was wildly successful to nobody’s immense surprise.

CELEBRITIES
    Finally, there is the newest feature category, the celebrity  feature. These “features” sometimes will perform as do the other feature types, but many of them take the form of an on-site appearance rather than an actual performance. Examples of Celebrity features would include somebody who gained fame from reality television, were the less-famous partner in somebodies leaked sex tape or became known as the mistress that broke up some famous guy’s marriage.
     
    In short, so-called Celebrity features are generally obnoxious bores with an astonishing short shelf life and little to no actual draw in a gentleman’s club. I’m not exactly clear on who originally thought this semi-celebrity snake oil was such a brilliant idea, but I have yet to see one of these events work to the benefit of the club and its customers. The Internet is already full of enough pictures of self-centered drunk girls striking “duck face” poses without you driving down to a strip joint to meet them in person. Avoid these feature events if the club you frequent is foolish enough to pay for them.

STAR FUCKING
    The amount of time that you might be in contact with any particular feature dancer is so limited that your opportunity for any meaningful interactions is severely limited. Even if you could quickly hook it up with a porn starlet why would you want to? Are you planning to date her? Before sticking a toe in those waters, I would simply draw your attention to the fact that she has sex with other men in public for money . Maybe you’re into that, but for most guys, I think the stress of such a relationship would be too much to bear.
     
    The show girls seem like a better group, many of them are intelligent and hard-working and, despite the fact of what they do for a living, they aren’t cheap whores. For the most part, they are actually just souped-up versions of the girls you are already chasing in the club, so what’s the problem? Well, most of them have moved on from the night-to-night, hand to mouth existence of the strip club and are now moms, wives, committed girlfriends or fiancés. They are seeking stability, advancement and career success. Hooking up with some customer they encounter during the course of a three or four day feature assignment seems counterproductive to their life goals just to put it mildly.
     
    Could there be any “heart of gold” porn starlets just looking to meet the right guy (namely you) and