and we see Dani Ricthers.
âAre you one hundred percent sure this is your guy?â she asks archly. Dani Ricthers is a gorgeous man in black eyeliner and frosted blond hair. If they lived in Tulsa instead of Berkeley, Dani would be Danny, but a man this fabulous has no place in Tulsa. Thereâs a picture of him posing with his fiancé in his cover shotâprobably an engagement photo. They are hand in hand, Ben Hutchinsonâs head resting on his future husbandâs shoulder, absolute adoration in both pairs of eyes. Dani is a blond god in very tight jeggings. Ben is six inches shorter and fat, and also, distinctly swarthy.
âMaybe not him,â I concede. âBut then where the hell is my Ben Hutchinson?â
âMaybe he doesnât use Facebook. What happened when you googled him?â
Googled him? Huh. Why didnât I google him? I stifle a laugh at myself, knowing Renee will not find my Internet quirkiness amusing.
âYou didnât google him.â
âNot even on our wedding night,â I try.
Renee just raises an eyebrow, sighs, and shakes her head. âYou didnât google him.â
âGoogleâs not so great. Back when we got married, they didnât even have Google.â
âYes they did.â
âWhatever,â I shrug. âLetâs google him! Great idea! Scootch over.â
Renee does not scootch anywhere. She elbows me off the keyboard and clicks over to the landing page where Googleâs logo is presently a celebration of Frida Kahloâs eyebrows.
.0046 seconds later we have found my husband. And he has a Wiki.
Ben Hutchinson, 37, is the Silicon Valley millionnaire who graduated from MIT and then moved west to start his own app development company, Freep Inc., specializing in so-called freemium games such as Rural Route, GemBash, and Panda Roll. Called âThe Genius Who Wasted Our Timeâ by The New York Times, Hutchinson and his games have been met with a combination of devotion and loathing from players. After selling Freep Inc. five years ago, he retired to spend more time with his family.
âRetired?â says Renee. âIt says here heâs thirty-seven. Who the fuck retires at thirty-seven, I want to know?â
âMy husband, apparently. Holy shit, Ren. I knew at the time he was a programmer from California. He didnât say anything about having a million dollars. But then, it didnât really come up either.â
âAre you sure this is him? A guy like this would notice if he had a wife on the books, donât you think?â
âIâm not sure. Can we find any photos?â
There are no photos on Google Images, just stills from the games he created.
âWhere does he live now?â
Both of us read the Wikipedia entry again. It doesnât say. We click around Google a bunch. Nothing else. No website, no social media, no nothing.
âGod, heâs mysterious.â
âProbably explains why heâs not on Facebook, though. Those games are the worst. Can you even think of the hate mail he must get?â
âPlaying them is totally optional,â I say, though I have never downloaded any such game out of fear. I generally think of my phone as the enemy. Playing games with the enemy would just be silly.
âSort of. I mean, once you get hooked on GemBash, itâs like, thirty hours of your life down the toilet while you wait to get more free Sparkle Points.â
âI guess you could pay for them,â I suggest unhelpfully.
âIâve thought about it, believe me. And plenty of people do, apparently, if he has all this moola.â
âHad,â I say. âEasy come, easy go. We spent a lot of cash that night in Vegas, and if thatâs his style then heâs probably broke by now, same as me. Anyway, money didnât seem to mean much to him.â
âMoney means a lot to anyone with a lot of it,â she says. âSo if youâre