it and she filled me in. Evidently each one of the previous six directors of the California Highway Patrol had filed workersâ comp claims for disability in the final months of their respective terms in office, and every one of them was now drawing over one hundred thousand dollars a year in disability payments on top of their regular pension from their retirements. One of the ex-chiefs, she went on, whose inability to continue working at the Highway Patrol had been caused by a diagnosis of stress-induced hypertension, had taken over as the director of security at the San Francisco International Airport, a post that paid over one hundred fifty thousand dollars per year. Between his full pension from the Highway Patrol, the disability, and the new job, this hardworking law-enforcement officer was making nearly four hundred thousand dollars, much of it tax-free, all from taxpayer funds.
âThatâs a good job,â I said.
âItâs a great job,â she replied. âAnd weâve been hired to see that he gets a chance to lose it or at least the disability-pay part of it.â
âAnd how do you find that out?â
âMostly legal stuff. We depose witnesses who work or worked with the guy, subpoena medical records, demand reexamination with our own doctors, check his medications, like that. But we also use private investigators to follow these people around, see for example if they forget to wear their neck brace when they go waterskiing and think nobodyâs looking. Or, in the case of our airport security director, if he still pursues the low-stress sport of bungee jumping with his son.â
âYouâre kidding.â
âWe havenât caught him red-handed yet, but weâve got hearsay witnesses. Weâll find out one way or the other. But the pointâthe reason I called youâisnât Mr. Airport Security. Itâs Wilson Mayhew.â
âYouâre reviewing his claim.â
âNo flies on you,â she said. âWe got the latest batch of paperwork from CalMed this afternoon, and I was doing my pro forma review of red-flagged claims, and I recognized Mayhewâs name from our many fascinating talks.â
âAs well you should, Ames. So what happened? Wilson got flagged?â
âYes, he did. But donât get your hopes up too far about that, Wyatt. Itâs automatic for all permanent, full-disability claims. Beyond that, itâs any claim over a hundred grand a year. Then also Mayhewâs claiming stress-related, nonspecific injuryâback pain is the classicâwhere thereâs no immediate and apparent physical cause. He didnât fall down an elevator shaft and break his back, for example. He doesnât have a herniated disk or anything else we can see in the X-rays or pick up on the MRI. Evidently, he was helping one of his employees lift something at work, and he felt a bad tweak and went down. The next morning, he couldnât get out of bed, although apparently heâs semi-ambulatory now.â She took a breath. âSo he gets flagged on all counts.â
âHeâs lying.â
âHe may be. Although I have seen claims like his that turned out to be legitimate.â
âI know the guy,â I said, âand thereâs no way he helped somebody try to lift anything bigger than a paper clip.â
She said, âYou want to try to prove that?â
âWhat do you mean?â
âI mean, help us determine if his claim is legitimate.â
âHow would I do that?â
âAny way you could.â
A hole opened in the conversation. Finally, I found a voice. âHavenât you got a bunch of private investigators you use for that kind of work?â
âNot a bunch, but some, yes.â
âThen I donât get it. Why me?â
âWell, licensed, gun-toting PIs are expensive, at least if theyâre any good. Usually the firm does a preliminary investigation