exchanged a brief look. I tried to figure out if Jimmy was eccentrically brilliant or just another regular old weirdo.
âAfter a series of events last year, the heat was on. We didnât have any choice, not if we didnât want to be expelled. The Suits are still on us.â I nodded my head back and to the left.
Principal Dickerson was standing against the far wall pretending not to be staring at us. Heâd followed us here. He kept an eye on Vince and me almost every lunch period.
âYeah, thatâs quite some problem you got there, friend,â Jimmy said. âSo the Suits are watching you, making sure that you arenât up to any funny business. But that means they canât be paying as much attention to the rest of us, right? Itâs a simple numbers game. There are more of us to monitor than they have the manpower for.â
âNumbers donât lie,â Vince agreed. I think he suddenly felt way more comfortable knowing we were sitting across from another numbers guy. Jimmy was strange, yeah, but he was also clearly pretty sharp.
âWhat are you getting at?â I asked.
âWhat about if someone new came along? Someone who the Suits would have no reason to suspect of wrongdoing. Someone with pretty good business savvy and a squeaky clean record. Someone who could step in and fill the void, solve kidsâ problems, fix everything that got broken last year. What would you say to that, friends?â Jimmy took his last bite of beets and then leaned back and stared at us as he chewed, his multicolored eyes seeming to play tricks on my brain.
I looked at Vince. He looked back. Neither of us knew what to make of it. I donât think either of us had ever considered handing off the reins of our business to someone else. Especially not to a new kid who we had just met.
I think Jimmy could read what I was thinking because suddenly he leaned forward and spoke in a low voice.
âOkay, Jimmy doesnât think heâs going to come in and replace you, just like that. Mac and Vince probably canât ever be replaced, right, bros? But Jimmy also donât need you to show him the ropes or anything, because he knows that would be too risky with Dickerson on your tail the way he is. The thing is Jimmy ran a pretty similar operation back at his old school, so he knows what heâs doing.â
I nodded for him to continue.
âRight, well, what Jimmy is suggesting is that he runs your business for you. Jimmy will take over that sweet office I heard you had and maybe some of your old contacts could become Jimmyâs contacts, right? I mean, kids still got problems they need solved. And you canât help them anymore. But that doesnât mean that Jimmy canât help them. And hereâs the best part, guy: Jimmy will cut you in. Itâs your operation; after all, you did the hard part already. Itâs like a bike: itâs a lot harder to build a bike than it is to ride one. So Jimmy cuts you in for ten percent of the profits, and if any trouble shows up from the Suits, Jimmy will be the one taking the heat. Itâs win-win-win. Kids still get their help, you still get paid, and itâs risk free.â
âBut why cut us in at all? You could have just come in and started your own business either way,â I said.
Jimmy looked offended. âCome on, guy! Donât be like that. Jimmy would never undercut another businessman on his own turf. What you take Jimmy for, some two-bit hood? Itâs the right thing to do, friends. Jimmy needs your blessings.â
âCan we have a few minutes to talk about it?â I asked.
âOf course, dudes,â Jimmy said, and then slid his chair loudly over to the table where Lloyd and Mitch were playing some sort of game that involved them repeatedly smacking each othersâ wrists.
âWhat do you think?â Vince said once Jimmy was clear.
âI donât know. I mean, first of all, can
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