when she told me she gave a copy to every woman who came to work at Binary Star. About a year ago, it started to lose its appeal for me, and I stuffed it in my desk, underneath the flower-patterned lining paper that someone who worked here before me put in all the drawers.
No point trying to kid myself that I canât remember which drawer itâs in; I know exactly where it is, even if Iâve spent much of the last twelve months pretending it isnât there. I pull out the files and the drawer-liner, and there it is, face down. Steeling myself, I pick it up and turn it over.
Itâs headed, in capitals, âTAMSINâS SEVEN COMMANDMENTSâ, with a subheading in italics, âTo be borne in mind at all times in relation to Laurie Nattrassâ .
The list reads as follows:
1. Itâs not you. Itâs him.
2. Have no expectations, or, alternatively, expect absolutely anything.
3. Accept what you canât change. Donât waste time getting angry or upset.
4. Bear in mind that itâs only because heâs a man that heâs got a reputation for being âbrilliant but difficultâ. If he were an equally talented woman who behaved in exactly the same way, heâd be ridiculed as a mental old bat instead of head-hunted for all the best jobs.
5. Beware of imagining that he has hidden depths. Assume his true self is the bit that you can see.
6. Donât be attracted by his power. Some people are powerful in a good way, enhancing the confidence of others and making them believe anything is possible. Not him. Get close to him and youâll find that, as his power seems to grow, yours rapidly diminishes. Look out for a feeling of helplessness and the growing conviction that you must be fairly rubbish.
7. Whatever you do, DO NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM.
According to at least one of Tamsinâs criteria, I have failed spectacularly.
2
7/10/09
âUnusual, yes,â said DS Sam Kombothekra. âSuspicious, no. How could it be?â If trying to be fair to everyone ever felt like too much effort, Sam hid it well.
He and DC Simon Waterhouse were on their way to todayâs second briefing. It had probably started by now. Sam was walking a little too fast, trying to look as if being a few minutes late didnât make him nervous.
Simon knew it did. Lateness belonged to that vast superset of things that displeased Detective Inspector Giles Proust, known unofficially as the Snowman because his regular avalanches of disapproval descended as tangibly as boulders of ice, and were as hard to shake off. After long years of trying, Simon had finally succeeded in insulating himself against Proustâs condemnation: the inspectorâs opinions no longer mattered to him. Sam was a newer addition to Culver Valley CID and still had a long way to go.
The incident room was packed by the time they got there, with nowhere left to sit and hardly any space to stand. Simon and Sam had to make do with the doorway. Between the bodies and over the heads of dozens of detectives, most of whom had been drafted in from Silsden and Rawndesley, Simon could see Proustâs trim, immobile form at the front. He wasnât looking in their direction, but Simon could see the Snowman noticing his and Samâs lateness. A tilt of an eyebrow, a twitch of the jaw â that was all it took. Wasnât it supposed to be women who were passive aggressive? Proust was both: passive aggressive and aggressive aggressive. He boasted a full repertoire of noxious behaviours.
It was clear from the noise in the room that theyâd missed nothing; the meeting hadnât got going yet. âWhy now?â Simon addressed his question to Samâs ear, raising his voice to be heard over the mix of murmured conversations and the irregular drumming of feet against table legs. He was still suspicious. More so, if anything, for being told there was no cause. âTwo briefings a day? Itâs not like this is