chest.
But they seemed to be healing.
I went back to my room.
Pit came running in a minute later, waving an action figure in my face. âCaptain Spazmodic saves the universe!â he shouted.
âThatâs great,â I told him.
âWant to play?â he asked.
I almost said no. I wasnât feeling real good. But playing wouldnât make me feel any worse. And I hated to let Pit down. âSure. Letâs play.â
So we sat and played for a while, saving the universe. Pit was lucky. Life was simple for him. At least, right now it was. He just had kindergarten to deal with.
âLud,â Pit said when he was getting up to leave.
âWhat?â
âDanny Milliken called me stupid today.â
âDonât you listen to him,â I said. I took his arm and pulled him onto my lap. âThatâs going to happen. People who call names. Theyâre the stupid ones. You remember that. Okay?â
Pit nodded. âOkay.â
âAnd remember something else. What do I always tell you?â
âMellons stick together,â he said.
âThatâs right. No matter what. No matter who calls you names, or who makes fun of you, youâve got Mom and Dad and me and everyone else in the family.â
âYeah.â He smiled.
âNow, go to bed before May starts shouting.â
He nodded and climbed off my lap. Then he laughed and pointed at my shirt.
âWhat?â I asked.
âYouâre drooling,â he said. He threw his head back and laughed even louder.
âThanks for letting me know.â I wiped my chin. It was soaked.
âPiiiiiittttt!â May hollered from downstairs. âBed tiiiimmme!â
I watched him race out of the room. Maybe it wasnât any easier in kindergarten. Maybe itâs never easy.
I got up from the floor. It was still early. I can stay up later than Pit. But I was feeling really tired. And worried. Especially about not seeing red. And about all the drooling. It was bad enough being big and stupid. It would be awful to be all slobbery on top of that. People who donât care either way about sweat can get all funny about a little bit of spit. Thatâs a fact.
Right now, all I could do was get ready for bed. Maybe I could figure out something tomorrow. Or better yet, maybe Iâd wake up and be all normal, like when you go to sleep sick but in the morning your fever is all gone. Thatâs the best kind of problemâthe kind that goes away all by itself.
But I didnât get better while I was asleep. I got buggier. A whole lot buggier.
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Ten
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I woke up early again. Bud was still snoring away. At least this time I wasnât hanging from the ceiling. As I sat up on the edge of the bed and stretched, I noticed there were dark things all over my pajama top.
âWhat the heck?â
I reached down and tried to brush one off. It was like a thin spike, about as thick as the tube inside those clear pens. The spike didnât brush off. I pulled at one, but it wouldnât pull out, either. When I pulled, I felt this strange tugging at my chest.
I didnât like that feeling at all. I yanked off my top. Oh man. The things were stuck on me. No. It was even worse: They were growing out of me. I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror.
All over my chest, on my arms, too, I had them. Wherever I had a bite, a thick hair or two was sticking up. I touched the tip of one. It was springy, but kind of sharp, too. Then I felt my chest. The skin around the hair had turned hard, like plastic. I tapped it with a fingernail, and it made this clicking sound.
Man. I didnât want anyone to see that. Theyâd think I was some kind of freak. Thereâs a kid in school with a bunch of pimples on his forehead, and everyone makes fun of him. I can imagine what theyâd do to me.
Someone was walking down the hall. It sounded like Dad. I slammed the bathroom door shut and