more, I knew very well that, in truth, he couldnât care less about political Islam. After all, we had fallen into religion when we were little, weâd had enough of it.
âDrop these stories about an attack, come on, weâll go out. The Sheikh wonât come back before tomorrow.â
I saw Bassam stare at me as if I were the one who was completely crazy.
âI have to pray to purify myself.â
I sighed. I wondered what Sheikh Nureddin had done to him, or what he had promised him. Houris in Paradise, maybe. Bassam had a weakness for stories about houris, who were always virgins you could fuck for eternity on the shores of Kawthar, the Lake of Abundance in the hereafter.
But I too had my houris.
âYou know what, I met two great girls last night, two Spanish students. Theyâre staying till tomorrow. We smoked a joint together, and Iâm supposed to meet up with them soon.â
âStop joking around.â
But his eyes had lit up.
That made a big impression, in his head.
âI donât believe you.â
âThat doesnât matter. I need you to come with me, to take care of the second one. I wonât lie to you, sheâs not as pretty as the first, but sheâs still nice. Come on, do this for me.â
âSo, whatâre their names?â
That was it, I had him hooked.
âYours is Inez and mine is Carmen.â
I could have thought of something more original, but that had come out point-blank, without a secondâs hesitation.
âAnd how old are they?â
âI donât know, twenty-four, twenty-five,â I said.
âOh man, it sucks, but I promised the Sheikh Iâd stay here and wait for his orders. And spend the night praying.â
âWe can stay for a little bit with them, and then you can come back and pray, whatâs the difference?â
I thought: if all of Sheikh Nureddinâs recruits were as easy to manipulate as Bassam, the victory of Islam wonât happen very soon.
He suddenly took on the relieved look of someone whoâd made a difficult decision.
âOkay, but just for a little bit, alright? Afterward Iâll come back.â
âWhatever you want.â
Now Iâm committed, I thought. Iâll be mincemeat when he finds out that the fat Inez and the beautiful Carmen stood us up.
No matter, Iâll improvise.
And it will still be something that Sheikh Nureddin wonât have, those few hours of prayer. A tiny victory.
Bassam combed some of my hair gel into his hair, breathed into his hand to check his breath; he was trembling with eagerness.
âLetâs speak Spanish on the way, to practice a little,â he said.
â Con mucho gusto, hijo de puta ,â I replied.
And we were off; a warm light rain was beginning to fall.
THE shower didnât last, but the weather could provide me with an excuse for the absence of our imaginary friends; everyone knows that Spaniards never go out when it rains. We walked for half an hour to reach the center of town. Bassam kept bombarding me with questions in an Iberian mixed with French and Arabic, pretty incomprehensible but delightful; he wanted to know everything, precisely where I had met these young women, what we had said to each other, where they came from, etc. I improvised these details, hoping to remember them so I wouldnât betray myself later onâValencia (Madrid or Seville seemed too obvious to me), students, on vacation between semesters, and so on. I wondered if Bassam was really tricked or if the game let him dream, like me. I talked about it so much I was almost disappointed myself not to find them at the meeting place, supposedly in a tearoom near the Place des Nations. I bought a cake for Bassam, who devoured it in a few minutes, nervousness no doubt. We looked sort of foolish, us two, in this pastry shop; all around guys were on dates with their fiancées, they all wore pretty, colorful veils, and were