had gone on again and again, but Mother and Madge had been scared of. A passerby had snapped us.
And inside the money pocketâan unsealed stamped envelope.
Was this the envelope Ardle had meant? It had nothing inside. There wasnât even an address, though Dad had scrawled our return one on the back flap.
I held up the envelope.
âHey, cool stamp!â Pantelli marched in with his magânifying glass. One day Talbot and I were going to have to unweld it from his hand.
Pantelli pored over the envelope, admiring the stampâa huge gold-bordered one, featuring an elk in a meadow and the words Celebrating Canadaâs wildlife in gold lettering below. âAnd not franked, either. Betcha this is worth something.â
âEighty thousand dollars?â I said doubtfully. âItâs only seven years old.â
Mrs. Chewbley ambled in, vainly trying to push all her loose strands of hair into place. So much for my idea of some quality time alone.
âAn eighty-thousand-dollar stamp?â She peered through the magnifying glass and laughed. âItâs a nice one, but I doubt youâd get even eighty cents for it at a philatelistâs. A stamp collectorâs,â she clarified, in response to Pantelliâs and my vocabulary-challenged expressions. âAs you say, Dinah, itâs too recent.â
Mrs. Chewbley noticed my crestfallen expression. She smiled kindly. âYou could ask about it, though. After all, what do I know? Iâm just a dithery old piano teacher.â
The kettle gave a shrill whistle. I set four mugs out beside the wallet, envelope and keys. Then I rummaged for Motherâs loose-leaf Darjeeling tea. I couldnât see the tea strainer anywhere, so I grabbed the colander and began dumping spoonfuls of tea leaves into it. Pouring boiling water over them, I passed the colander back and forth over mugs. Lots of water splashed on the counter, but hey. We creative types are into improvising.
I was glad Mother and Madge werenât there. They always acted soâ¦uneasy when I did things in the kitchen.
Oh, I know, I know. Technically the colander should have been washed. Iâd plucked it from the sink, where bits of cooked pasta were clinging to it. Still, I didnât think Mrs. Chewbley had to look so dismayed. She had to be used to me and my little ways by now.
âItâs reasonably clean,â I defended myself.
The piano teacher let out a piercing scream.
âLook, Mrs. Chewbley, I think one can carry this hygiene thing a bitââ
Pantelli elbowed me. I turned.
Bowl Cut loomed grimly through the open window. He stretched over the counter, reaching for the envelopeâ¦
Pantelli and I each grabbed a side of the window and shoved down hard.
Bowl Cut withdrew his hand, but not fast enough. The window landed on his thumb. âYEOWWW!â
âI know that man,â Mrs. Chewbley exclaimed. She was so excited that her hair was popping out of its pins again. âIâve seen him skulking behind bushes and trees, up and down Wisteria Drive. A prowler! We must call the police immediately.â She grabbed the nearest phone, which happened to be Madgeâs neon red and yellow cellâmy sister was more into the fashion of communications than the actual functionâand began jabbing at buttons. âOh dear, I never could get the hang of these newfangled contraptionsâ¦â
I grabbed the phone from her. There was no time to waste, because Bowl Cut was slowly wrenching his thumb back out from under the window.
Then Talbot appeared outside.
âEEEE-YAWWW!â He hurled himself shoulder-first into Bowl Cut. Both Talbot and Pantelli were huge Jackie Chan fans.
Lurching, Bowl Cut smashed against the side of our house. His trapped thumb was yanked free from between the window and sill, rattling the pane so hard it cracked.
Cradling his bloodied thumb, Bowl Cut staggered away.
Chapter Six
Laughs, Coughs
Desiree Holt, Brynn Paulin, Ashley Ladd