now egg-free.) If only I didnât have to leave Vancouver. Not yet. Not yet .
And âBlack Socks,â the song Iâd been belting out when I was five and Ardle had knocked on the door, came back to me:
Someday I think I will wash them,
But something keeps telling me
Donât do it yet,
Not yet, not yetâ¦
A cloud of smoke encircled me, followed by a laugh-cough.
âArdle!â I exclaimed, jumping. âThatâs weird. I was just thinking about you.â
Ardle grinned. His lips were pursed as if he were trying to hide his few lopsided teeth. âChecked out your house, but no one there. So I thought Iâd stroll down to the park, catch some rays and wait fer a while. And here ya areâ¦Whoa, thatâs a gigantic sore yer friendâs got.â
He peered over his cigarette and down the bench to Liesl, whoâd finally finished layering on the lip-gloss. Her mouth was a round, red sheen, like the planet Mars.
âLiesl the Weaselâs no friend of mine,â I replied sourly. âYou wonât believe what she did to me the other day.â
And I blabbed the whole incident to him. What can I say? Sometimes my lips have sneakers tied to them.
âIâll take care of this fer ya,â Ardle promised, adding ominously, âNobody behaves like that to a kid of Mike Gallowayâs.â He marched, in his bobbing-up-and-down way, past the bench and alongside the baseball field.
âUm, wait,â I began uneasily.
Talbot pitched. Liesl walloped the ball. Ardle leaped, smacked his knees and laugh-coughed hysterically.
Talbot and Liesl turned and stared.
âOoo, sorry,â Ardle apologized, wiping his eyes.
More pitches, more wallops, more leaps and laugh-coughs.
âNow look , buddy,â said Talbot. He started toward Ardle.
Ardle held up his hands. âSorryâitâs a condition I have.â
Talbot hesitated. On his sensitive features, doubt struggled with his natural good manners toward an adult. âMaybe you could laugh and cough somewhere else,â he suggested.
âSure, buddy! With McBean, you kin McCount on it.â
Right. When Talbot made his next pitch, Ardle was still there. This time Liesl, her eyes panicky above her Mars-like mouth, freaked and missed completely.
If onlyâif only âTalbot hadnât glanced at me just then.
Though I was chomping down on the inside of one cheek to keep from laughing, I couldnât help letting a smile flit across my faceâ¦
Ardle cheered my hits, which was a bit of a stretch. He sure was loyal to the memory of my dad.
When Iâd finished and was slinking away from Talbotâs accusing this-guyâs-a- friend -of-yours? expression, Ardle announced he had to go for fresh âsmokes.â
âHow many packs a day do you go through?â I demanded disapprovingly.
âMeasuring by tens or dozens?â He bobbed off, laugh-coughing, past the wading pool and surrounding hedge at the far corner of the park.
An ancient, dented gray Buick careened around the park, past the softball diamond, toward that far corner.
From behind the hedge, a figure sprang up. I couldnât see his dinner-plate face, but I didnât need to. Iâd recognize that bowl cut anywhere.
Ardle started to cross the street.
The gray Buick screeched toward Ardle. Bowl Cut leaped and reached for Ardle.
âWATCH OUT!â I yelled, flailing my arms.
Too late. The Buick slammed into Ardle, sending him Frisbee-like through the air to smash on the sidewalk.
The Buick tore down the street. It swung left on busy Broadway. Amid the angry honkings of other motorists, it disappeared.
I was already running to Ardle. I could see Bowl Cut bending over Ardleâs inert body, reaching inside his jacket pockets. Searching for the eighty-thousand-dollar king, I thought.
The singing exercises I had to do each week for my voice instructor paid off. Though out of breath, I was able to